I-pastafarianism ... ICawa le-monster ehambahambayo. Imiyalelo ye-pastafarianism

Imfundiso emitsha, amasebe yesayensi kunye nemigangatho yezenkolo ngoku ivela rhoqo, kodwa encinci kuloluhlu luzuza isimo esithile kunye nokubaluleka kwehlabathi. Kodwa izinto zihluke ngokupheleleyo nenkolo entsha, ebizwa ngokuba yi-pastafarianism. Lo mkhuba omtsha kwihlabathi lomoya ubizwa ngokuba yiCawa yeFlying Macaroni Monster (LMM). Kuze kube kutshanje, kwacatshangwa njengecawa elithile kuphela, de kube yifumene nenkokeli yenkolo yehlabathi.

Ulwazi olubanzi

Ngoko, i-pastafarianism yinto yonqulo, eyasungulwa ngo-2005 ngu-American Bobby Henderson. Ukudalwa kwecawa yaloo mmi weli lizwe kwanyanzelwa ukuba i-Kansas into efana ne "Intelligent Design" ifakiwe kwikharityhulam yesikolo esemthethweni. Kwakhona kuyamangalisa ukuba ukususela ngoko kuye kwafundwa endaweni ye "imfundiso yokuziphendukela kwemvelo". Kwiwebhusayithi yakhe esemthethweni, u-Henderson uyazisa ukuba ubona umdali wehlabathi lethu njengesidalwa esithile esiqukethe i-macaroni, kwaye sifanayo ngokubanzi kwi-teftelu eqhelekileyo. Kwakhona ubiza bonke ukuba baqalise ikhosi ye-pastafarianism kwizikolo kunye nezinye izifundo, ngelixa besetyenziselwa ingxabano "yokuzisa ukungabikho." Nangona inyaniso yokuba le nkolo inokubangela ukuhleka usulu kubantu abaninzi, sele isele igosa ixesha elide.

Isiganeko

Emva kokuba izikolo zaseKansas ziqale ukufundisisa efanayo "I-Design Intelligent", uBobby Henderson wakwenza okokuqala ngcamango yakhe: "Ewe, kukho uThixo, kodwa ungayifumana phi ubungqina bokuba nguye kanye ? Ngokomntu, ndimbona ngendlela ehluke ngokupheleleyo, efana nohlobo lwesidalwa esivela kwi-pasta. " Ngokwakhe konke oku, kunye nokuqala kwiZibhalo ezingcwele zehlabathi (iBhayibhile, iTorah, Veda), wadala umnqweno wakhe, owenene, olwahlukileyo kancinci nantoni apha ngasentla. Phakathi kwababalandeli bokuqala abangena kweli Cawa le-monaroni ye-macaroni kwakubizwa ngokuba yimikhosi. Ngokutsho kukaBobby ngokwakhe, ezi zidalwa zothando ezazishumayela inkululeko yokuthetha, kwaye ngokukhawuleza zithumela iiskese kubantwana. Kwakhona, i-Handersen iyaphawula ukuba imeko yonqulo engaqondakaliyo eyenziwe kwiminyaka yethu ibonakaliswe kwinyaniso yokuba kwihlabathi apho kuye kwaba yintlekele embi kakhulu.

I siseko seNkolo

Njengoko kuyaziwa, kungekudala bonke abantu abangakholelwa kuThixo nabantu abakholelwa kuyo nayiphi na inkolo, bazibiza ngokuba yi-agnostics, kumazwe aseYurophu naseMerika, banokuthi bangaboshwa ngenxa yokunyelisa. Ngaloo nto, iinkolo zanamhlanje, ezibonakalayo kwaye zinyamalalala rhoqo, nazo azikwazi kuba yiseko esaneleyo yokufumana ukholo. Ngokuphathelele i-pastafarianism, yaba yinto yonqulo eyayinceda abaninzi abangakholelwa kuThixo ukuba baphume kwiqela lala "baxhasiweyo" abangayi ecaweni baza bathandaze. Siyaqwalasela kule nto yonke into yokuba iBandla le-flyer monster elibhakabhakayo liyabonwa njengegosa, kwaye ngexesha elifanayo lihlekisiwe oko okhokho bethu bashumayela ngekhulu leminyaka. Ngoko ke, ukusuka kumbono weemathematika, i-pastafarianism, eqinisweni, kodwa ilingana no-zero. Le nkolo inokukunika ilungelo lokungabikho emkhosini, ukuze ungababulali abo badla kanye ebomini babo macaroni. Kwakhona, ngokusekelwe kwinto yokuba amaSulumane athatyathwa kwipasipoti e-burqa, abazalwana kwi-pasta teapot bangathatha isithombe kwi-colander. Ngamafutshane, i-pastafarianism yithuba lokuvuselela bonke abakhohlisayo abakholwayo, kunye kunye ngexesha elifanayo banweba amalungelo abo enkolo.

Imigaqo yeNkolo

Njengoko sele kuphawuliwe ngasentla, inkolo ye-pastafarianism isekelwe kulezo zikhonkwane ezibekwe kwiZibhalo ezingcwele. Ekuqulunqeni le mfundiso, kugxininiswa okukhethekileyo kwibandla lamaKristu, oko kukuthi, eBhayibhileni. Ngoko ke, ngokufunda yonke imiyalelo ye-pastafarianism nemigaqo, umntu unokubona ukucaca okucacileyo, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuba angayi kuqaphela ukuba kuseyi-parody, nangona ibhalwe ngokufanelekileyo. Ewe, makhe sijonge kwizinto ezisiseko zeli hlabathi. I-Pastafarianism isinika ezi zinto zilandelayo:

• Ukukhukhula emoyeni kunye ne-monster engabonakaliyo ye-pasta yendalo yethu yonke, kwaye yaqala ngemithi, iintaba kunye ... "intshontsho".
• Bonke ubungqina bobukho belizwe lethu lwakhiwe ekuqwalaselweni kwendawo nganye ye-monster. Zininzi izinto ezisijikelezile, zibukeka zikhulile kunokuba zibudala. Amaqiniso kunye nezikhathi eziqhelekileyo ezibonakaliswayo ngokwesayensi nazo zikhohlisi kakhulu, ekubeni ubukumkani bakhe baseMacaroni bunako ukuguqula yonke into ngento engabonakaliyo. Ngenxa yoko, ukholo lwethu, imbono, ulwazi kunye nezinye iimfundiso zihlala ziguquka, nangona asiziboni.
• IParadesi, apho yonke i-pastafarian iyawa, yinto ethile equka i-volcano enkulu yebhaya kunye ne-factory striptease.
• Igama eliyinkokeli yenkolo nguRamin, emele ukuba ibhalwe ngokucacileyo kunye nezihloko ezimbini RA. Kucacile ukuba le ngumbono we "amen" ngokuqhelekileyo kuwo wonke amaKristu, amaSulumane namaYuda. Enyanisweni, iRamin - le isobho saseYapan, esenza i-pasta.

Uthetha ukuthini iipirates?

Ngaphezulu okanye ngaphantsi koko kuthetha ukuthatha i-pastafarianism, indlela ekwahlulelwa ngayo nalapho ivela khona, saqulunqa, kodwa enye into ehlala ingacacile - iinqwelo, ezikhankanywe ngasentla. Ewe, makhe sicacise umfanekiso. Ngokutsho kweHendersen, izibhamu ezazikho ngexesha elide kwaye ziphanga zonke iinqanawa abadibana nazo, eqinisweni, zizidalwa zaphezulu. Babengabashumayeli benkululeko yokuthetha, inkululeko kunye nenkolo, bancedisa ukubandezeleka kunye nabantwana, bagcwalisa ihlabathi ngezinto ezintle. Ngolu hlobo olubi nolunobungozi, siye saboniswa ngabafundisi bezolulwazi, abaqulunqe ukuphathwa kwabo kwiMinyaka Ephakathi. Ukongezelela, ukufudumala kwehlabathi, okwangoku kulandelwa ngabo bonke abantu beemeteoroloji kwiplanethi yethu, kudibene nento yokuba inani lama-pirates ukususela ngonyaka we-1800 liye lancipha ngokukhawuleza. UBobby uphinda wathi ukunyuka kwinani lama-pirates aseSomalia kuncedise ekuphumelelweni kwenkomfa yokufudumala.

AmaHastafarian amaholide

Njengazo zonke iinkonzo zehlabathi, abaneminyaka yabo enokulinganiswa kwiminyaka emininzi, iinkolo zanamhlanje ziholide zabo, iintsuku ezingcwele kunye neminye imihla ephawulekayo. Phakathi kwemibhiyozo ephambili ye-pastafarianism, siza kubonisa oku kulandelayo:

• ULwesihlanu ngowona holide ebalulekileyo. Ngolunye uLwesihlanu ngeveki, wonke umkholwa kwi-monster ye-macaroni akufanele enze nantoni na. Ukubhiyozela ukubaluleka kwalo mhla obalulekileyo akuyimfuneko, kodwa kusekunconywe kakhulu. Bakubhiyozela ngoLwesihlanu kuqala baze ba khumbule uMacaroni ngesandla sakhe, esasilungiselelwe umhlaba wethu.
• I-pastha yinto ebhiyozelwa kakhulu kwiiLwesihlanu, okanye kunoko, emva kwesidlo sepasta. Emva kweso sidlo, wonke umKristu kufuneka afake i-bandage kwelinye iliso aze axelele wonke umntu ukuba wahamba njani kwilizwe eliqaqambileyo kwaye wadibana khona kunye noKumkani we-LMM.
• I-Ramindan yenye yeeholide "yecala". Wonke umntu o tyelela iBandla le-monster, kufuneka adle ngokukhawuleza adle i-pasta. Oku kwenziwa ukwenzela ukuba ube nethuba lokukhumbula ukuba kwakumnandi ukuhlala kwiminyaka yabafundi, xa kungekho nto ibiza ngaphezu kwe "doshyrak", sasingenayo imali.
• Ngokuqinisekileyo onke ama-pasta abhiyozela iHalloween. Kule holide yekwindla kuyimfuneko ukuba utshintshe kwi -costume ye-pirate kwaye uye ezindlini zonke, unike ama-candies kubantwana.
• Ukubhiyozela (nje iholide) i-pastafarians iqalisa ukubhiyozela ngasekupheleni kweDisemba, kwaye iphelile phakathi koJanuwari. Ngeli xesha, akukho nto imele iyenze, ngaphandle kokusela, ukutya kunye nokuvuyisana nabo bonke abadibana ne "Celebration". Qaphela ukuba olu luhlu luyaqhubeka lukholelwa kwi-pastafarianism.
• NgoJulayi 12, 2013, iinkolo zaseRashiya zazaliswa ngenye inxenye. Kwavela, njengoko uqikelele, i-pastafarianism, leyo ngomhla owodwa ofumaneke kwiimeko ezisemthethweni ezweni lethu. Ukususela ngelo xesha, kwaye nanamhla, bonke abemi baseRashiya bakholelwa kwi-monster ye-pasta, abakwazi ukusebenza yonke imini kwaye ngexesha elifanayo benza i-public "pasta iinkonzo".

Iimbono zamaKristu

Ngokusekelwe kula mazwi kunye namazwana abantu abahlukahlukeneyo bashiye kwiwebhsayithi esemthethweni kaBobby Hendersen, sinokwenza isigqibo esilandelayo. Kuyinto engokwemvelo ukuba kuyo yonke ikholwa (nangona iyingcongolo encinci) yomntu, i-pastafarianism ihlambalaza, ukuhlekwa yinto eyiyo ngenxa yeziphoso ezininzi kunye nokudekwa nguMdali. Nangona inyaniso kwiimeko ezininzi kumazwe amaninzi, kuquka neyethu, ngoku iyabonwa njengegosa, bambalwa ubuninzi babantu abadlulayo kwicala le-monster ehambahambayo. Emazweni aseYurophu naseMerika, abantu abaninzi baye bavusa iindwendwe ezincinane malunga nokuchithwa kobuthixo bonke obugcinwe uluntu kwiminyaka emininzi. Emva kokuba iinkolo zaseRashiya zizaliswe ngenye into - i-pastafarianism - kwakungekho utshintsho olukhethekileyo ebomini bethu.

Icawa yaseRussia iPastafarian

NgoJulayi 12, 2013 kwintsimi yelizwe lethu babhaliswa ngokusemthethweni kwi-Russian Pastafarian Church. Kwiinyanga ezimbalwa kamva, kwakunokusekwa iindawo ezingama-27 zonqulo ezazinqula i-monster ehambahambayo. Njengazo zonke iicawa zaseRashiya, ezibhekiselwe ngokubanzi, i-pastafarianism ine "nzala". Ngexesha lokusekwa kuze kube namhlanje, nguHusama Pasta II, okanye nje uKhu (Amirjan Khusainov). Uncediswa libhunga lamakhoboka athembekileyo, obizwa ngokuba yi-Sacred Colander (ibandakanya abantu aba-10). Kwakhona, le nqulo lonqulo libhekisela kwilizwe lakithi njengecawa laseRussia elase-pastapharyan elibizwa ngokuba ngu-pastriarchy.

Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange wenze oku ...

Ngamagama athi i-pastafarianism yemiyalelo ibizwa enqulo, enokuthi ibingabhozo. Lo ngumfanekiso weemiyalelo yeTestamente endala, eyayiqulunqwe ngesiseko somendo kaMoses. Kwakhona kucingelwa ukuba i-macaroni monster ngokwayo yanike le ngcaciso, equka iinkalo ezahlukeneyo zobomi-ukusuka ekudleni ukuya kwisini-ukuya kumntu obizwa ngokuba ngu-Mosey. Kwakhona kucingelwa ukuba kwakukho ilishumi imiyalelo enjalo, kodwa ezimbini zazo zalahleka "endleleni evela eNtabeni yeSalsa". Ewe, makhe sijonge oko esi sibhalo esingcwele simele size sifundise ntoni.

Iimithetho ezisibhozo zePastafarianism

• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange uziphathe njengomshumayeli ongcwele xa uthetha abanye abantu ngobabalo bam macaroni. Andiyonto enjalo, ngenxa yokuba ndingqina kubantu bonke ngaphandle kokuba ndikhona ngokwenene kwaye ndifuna ukukholelwa kuyo akuyimfuneko.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange usebenzise igama lam njengesizathu sokuncipha kwezoqoqosho, ukugqilaza, ukucinezelwa nezinye izinto ezinyanyekayo. Andifuni amaxhoba kuzo zonke.
• Kungaba ngcono ukuba awugwebi abantu ngeengubo zabo, ngokubonakala kwazo kunye nendlela yokunxibelelana. Ngendlela, zibophe entlokweni ukuba ibhinqa, elifana nomntu - ngumntu, kwaye i-bore is bore. Yaye khumbula ukuba abantu abona bantu beyona nto ikwazi ukugqoka. Olu buchule ndalinika abafazi kunye namadoda athile angakwazi ukwahlula i-crimson emfusa.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange uvumeleke ukwenza ezo zenzo apho ujika khona, okanye ukuphendula okufanayo kufumaneka kumlingane wakho. Nabani ongavumelani nam, angaya ehlathini, kodwa ukuba uyabahlambalaza, ngoko utshintsho ungawuvala iTV kunye nokuhamba ngezitrato.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange ungene kwingxoxo kunye nama-misogynists, ama-racists kunye neminye imibutho ye-svolochnymi kwisisu esingenalutho. Ndadla - ngoku unokuya kubachithachitha.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange uchithe imali eninzi ekwakheni iicawa, ama-mosque, i-mausoleums kunye nezinye izakhiwo ezingenanto. Le mali isetyenziswe kangcono ekunciphiseni ubuhlwempu, ukuphilisa izifo zabampofu, uxolo kwihlabathi lonke okanye uthando olunomdla.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange umkhathaze wonke umntu ukuba ndathetha nawe. Ndikholelwe, awunomdla kumntu wonke. Khumbula kanye kunye nonke: Ndakufundisa ngokukhethekileyo ukuthanda ummelwane wakho.
• Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba awuzange wenze kwabanye njengokuba ufuna ukuphathwa nawe xa uthetha ngexabiso elikhulu lepetroleum jelly kunye ne-latex. Umntu ongaphandle kukuba umntu ufuna ukuzenza ngokwakhe. Kungenxa yam, musa ukulibala ukubeka ikhondom, yinto nje yeqhekeza! Ukuba ndifuna ukulala ngesondo ukuba ndingakuvuyisi, ndiza kwengeza ameva kule mveliso.

I-Pastafarianism kwimihla ngemihla kunye nenkcubeko

Into ecacileyo kwaye ibaluleke kakhulu, inkolelo efanelekileyo ye-pastafarianism inikezelwa kwincwadi kaRichard Dawkins "UThixo njengengcamango." Le ncwadi inomxholo wokuziphendukela kwemvelo, kuba i-pasta i-flying monster njenge "ntshutshiso" kuyo ifaneleke kakuhle. Kwiingqungquthela ze-TV "i-South Park" icatshulwe kule ncwadi. Kwi-cartoon "I-Simpsons" abalinganiswa abaphambili kwisiqwenga esinye badla i-spaghetti ngendlela ye-monster, ngaleyo ndlela bashumayela ngokungabikho kwe-pastafarianism. Isithunzi sikaKumkani kaKumkani ubuxhomekeke eludongeni linye lamaqhawe e-series "Geeks". Kweminye imidlalo ye-intanethi - iNdumbuso yehlabathi - kukho umlingisi obizwa ngokuthi yiRamin, ekwabhekwa njengento ebhekisela kule nkolo. Qaphela kwakhona ukuba xa uthatha ukhangelelwano olusondeleyo, umfanekiso wesibhakabhaka esibhakabhaka esivela kwi-spaghetti inokufunyanwa kaninzi kunokuba sinokucinga. Ngokuqhelekileyo isetyenzisiweyo, nangaphandle kokuqonda ingundoqo, kodwa kwezinye iimeko i-LMM, ekhanyisa iipowers, iilebula kunye nezinye izinto, i-advert efihliweyo yindlela entsha yenkolo.