Ibandla Pastafarianskaya: Indaba pastafarianstva

Abaninzi yangaphambili inkolo ebizwa ngokuba ufile kwaye ngoku azikho ixesha elide, yaye iinkcukacha ngazo eliso libi kakhulu. Kodwa kukho kwakhona owaphuma avant-garde kunye neemilo ingako. pastafarianskaya ibandla Russian ukushumayela omnye ezi cawa. Zivela ngexesha lethu.

Yintoni ibizwa pastafarianstvom?

Pastafarianstvo - nkolo entsha, leyo yasekwa ngu bby Henderson (yamachiza American) ngo 2005. Esi travesty, eyenzelwe ukugxininisa artificiality kunye engenangqondo kwezinye pseudo-lwezenzululwazi. inkolo, lo gama livela elithi "paste" Italian, elibhekisela kwiintlobo ezahlukeneyo pasta.

Pastafarianstvo elinye igama - i Church of the Flying Monster pasta. Yena - isithixo ephakamileyo unqulo. It Flying Pasta Monster (LMM) kweempembelelo zotywala, ngokutsho Hendersonon wadala indalo yethu. Musa ukulibala ukuba iBandla ikhuthaza lumo unqulo pastafarianskaya. Kunye nengxelo Hendersonona - wokumelana kwiSebe leMfundo Kansas, icetyelwe ukuba ihlanganise kwikharityhulam lwengqiqo lamaKristu ngendalo.

ROC: Pastafarianskaya ibandla

In Russia apho Pastafarianskaya Church (ROC). intloko yayo i intlama okubizwa wesithathu. Kweli hlabathi ibizwa ngokuba kaYuri yitela. Pastafarianstvo saa ehlabathini lonke. Kwaye phakathi kwabantu abo nemvo uburharha, le nkolo entsha kwaduma.

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Pastafarianskaya Church pasta Pastriarhata uye zineziseko zalo ezisisiseko. Eyona engundoqo ngeziyalezo abasibhozo. Summary - "Akwaba Akazange ayenze loo nto." ULwesihlanu usuku olungcwele. Njengoko ebabaza kuthiwa "Ramin!" Kwathi ukususela ngokuncedisana igama noodles ( "Ramen") kunye negama elifanayo, "Amen!" Le mfundiso iphambili kuphika zayo ngokupheleleyo. A yiparadesi pastafarianstve - kuba phambi ubuncinane enye elonwabisayo lokugaya mlilo utywala.

I-Church of the Flying Monster pasta Russia

I-Russian Church iye ababhaliswe ngokusemthethweni pasta gongqongqo. Uxwebhu efunyenweyo ngomhla we-12 Julayi kummandla eMoscow, ulawulo Khoroshevo-Mnevniki. Church ngaphambili waziswe abasemagunyeni isixeko ukuseka unqulo olutsha Orthodox Russian. Emva koku baqala ukuba iqhutywe "ipasta yonqulo" kwaye kuthathelwa ingqalelo abo banqwenela ukusebenza kwanezilo eziphaphazelayo. Kucetywa ukuba isicelo sokubhaliswa icawa entsha njengombutho yonqulo.

Intloko Church Orthodox Russian

Russian Church Pastafarianskaya Pastriarhata ipasta na kwisahluko yayo. mlawuli oyiNtloko - Kama First Pasta. Njengoko ingxelo "Moscow News", ngusomashishini eMoscow. Kodwa ke ngoku igama eyintloko yebandla, engabizwanga, osanda pastriarh ukhetha ukuhlala lenqubo. Kuye kwafunyaniswa nangakumbi akavumeli ngokwayo ukufaka kulo iifoto. Ngokutsho kwakhe, unqulo olutsha esekwe kwi "test" ngabasemagunyeni.

Imithetho-siseko ye-nkolo entsha

Ngokusisiseko, yonke imigaqo okhuthaza pastafarianskaya ecaweni, i lumo wempikiswano eziphambili anti-zazivelela, kwindalo. Ngokutsho ROC, Pasta Monster yigesi imperceptible. Ukudalwa yonke, waqala imithi, iintaba beer, nenomlanga.

Ubungqina zazivelela ekhethekileyo wakha LMM. Pasta Monster sihlangabezana uxhathiso pastafariantsev ukwenza izinto ezindala abancinane kakhulu kunaso. Itshintsha iziphumo yomlinganiselo isandla sakhe sokunene, ngokulula edlula nawuphi na umcimbi.

Global warming kunye pirates

ibandla Pastafarianskaya unenkqubo inkolo ekuthi ngawo Pirates (okanye pirates) - i "indalo ingundoqo kaThixo" kwaye pastafariantsy lokuqala. Ke kaloku, bakubon 'ukuba achazwe amasela abagxothiweyo - banenkcazelo kwasasazeka zenkolo zamaKristu. Kunye namapirates, njengako pastafariantsev - Luxolo abathanda uxolo bamazwe, sasisasaza ilekese ebantwaneni.

Pirates zibandakanyiwe ekufundiseni LMM ifakwe kwileta eya kwiSebe leMfundo Henderson Kansas. Okufakwe apha imifanekiso oko ayekubonisa ukuba causation akalingani ubuhlobo. Iinyikima, ukufudumala kakhulu komhlaba, iinkanyamba kunye nezinye iintlekele zemvelo - sisiphumo kunciphiso Pirates, leyo lwaqala 1800

Ngokocwangciso, zigcinwe leta, lo gama ukunciphisa inani iipirate kwi weqondo lobushushu kwihlabathi kuthe umoya emhlabeni wakhe. Oku izinto bha. Noko ke, akukho mfuneko babe nobudlelwane unobangela-isiphumo.

Njengoko ihlabathi, yaye imithetho ngokutsho ROC

Pastafarianskaya ibandla kusekwa eyenye ingcamango yendaleko, nto leyo eye wagqiba ukuquka kwikharityhulam kwiSebe leMfundo Kansas. Ngokutsho kwihlabathi concept Henderson kaThixo senziwe oominenga onxilileyo enamaphiko, equka meatballs kunye ungumcu. Kwaye olu guqulelo unelungelo efanayo khona, kwakunye iimfundiso zamaKristu yemveli.

Henderson ifuna ukuba unqulo kanye izilo eziphaphazelayo sele zifakiwe kwikharityhulam yesikolo. Ngaphezu koko, ukuphambukisa ukuba pastafarianstvo ixesha elininzi kangangoko ubuKristu. Ngoko nangoko emva kokuvela unqulo entsha lumo ebhaliweyo yeVangeli LMM. Kuyo, ezifana Christian iTestamente Endala, 8 zavela iimfundiso.

Ngokutsho kwabo, musa ukugweba abantu imbonakalo yazo, sithetha ngayo okanye yokunxiba. Ukuziphatha kakuhle. Yaye khumbula ukuba umfazi kunye umntu - kuba abantu ngamnye, kodwa zombini - ngamnye. Yazala iya kuhlala nje yazala. Akukho abantu ngcono okanye unobubi ngaphezu kwabanye. Le ngaphandle nje omnye - ukukwazi ukunxiba fashionably.

Njengoko icawa imali?

Russian pastafarianskaya Church - umbutho ongenzi nzuzo. Ivenkile pastafarianskih neehempe ezixabisa zero uzole. Zonke izinto zithengiselwa ngendleko, ababeyithenga inkampani. Kwi website ROC uyakwazi ukufumana isiqinisekiso yomiselo, obiza engange-200. Nabani na ube ubhishophu for engange kuphela 500.

Pastriarh Pasta Kama kuqala wachaza ukuba oku kwenziwa kuphela ukuze akwazi ukuhlawula iindleko kakhulu eziyimfuneko: ngomnxeba, ushicilelo isatifikethi, obiza imali. Ngoku pastriarh ke thabatha enkulu, kodwa yonke inkcitho ibandla ilungele ukuthabatha kuyo. Pasta Kama kuqala abafuni ntoni kule projekthi sokuba umbutho kakhulu-ofisi yayo kunye accounting.

Kutheni sifuna unqulo entsha?

Wachaza ukuba inkolo entsha - nje uhlobo indlela yokunxibelelana. ubuntu Active kufuneka ukunxibelelana ezahlukeneyo iindawo. Ukuhleka kunye kumnandi - sisixhobo esinamandla yokulwa ngenkani kunye obscurantism. Kukho abantu abaninzi abafuna nje fun drive. Kwaye ROC ngenxa yezizathu ezininzi. Le nkolo entsha senzelwa eyona abangakholelwayo kunye babengakholelwa, nabo bafuna ukukholelwa into ethile, kwaye encumile.