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Skits funny kwi iklasi lokuphuma-4 malunga isikolo kubazali

Ekupheleni yabantwana besikolo samabanga kufuneka ukuba loo skits funny kwi iplagi. 4 iklasi wayigqiba, kwaye ngeke nomatse impempe! Enyanisweni, oku ixesha ebaluleke kakhulu kubomi zomfundi ngamnye.

interludes elifutshane chetveroklashek

Abafundi ngokwabo ukuze angenise imizobo ukuya ococek. IBanga 4 - funny guys abathanda ukuba ngathi ukuba ngumfundisi. Ngoko ke, ootitshala, nabafundi unelishwa-humorists ukudlala kakuhle abantwana. Kwaye thumbnail ngalinye kufuneka kumela amanye amagcisa: ke, njengoko izilayidi aphilileyo, ukutshintsha funny mini-ngezigcawu yabaphumelele. Grade 4 uya kuba nako ukuthumela amabali ngokuyilayo ingqiqo ezaneleyo ezihlekisayo!

Ngena kuqala

Teacher: "George, owabhala isincoko izolo i? Ndiphendule inyaniso! "

Basil: "Marina V., nyani asazi! Izolo ndaya kulala ekuseni ... "

Uluhlu kuyaqhubeka, eqokelela imifanekiso kwi lo walivala ithende (4) ukususela sisikolo sobomi yenye ndawo.

Ngena yesibini

Teacher: "UTanya, ungasibizi, nceda, izilwanyana ezintandathu abahlala e-Afrika!"

UTanya: "Ekubeni iziyolo, uGalina! Kukuba amabini anesine isikhwenene nengwenya ... "

Ngena wesithathu

Teacher: "Kolosov, yiya ebhodini basixelele umbongo Pushkin kaThixo, endandisicela izolo kule ndlu!"

Kolosov ngaphandle, emi ebhodini kwaye ukhetha impumlo yakhe.

Teacher: "Kolosov, mna ndiphulaphule!"

Kolosov: "Kwenzeka njani na, Irina I.? Anditsho nto ... "

Ngena wesine

Qhubeka igumbi kwikonsathi, apho abantwana bamele ngezigcawu zidanga (kwiBakala 4) ngesikolo funny kwaye isigqebelo, ukanti omnye ndawo.

Teacher: "Newbie? Makhe ukwazana! Ivanov Nikita. Kulungile. Ngoko ke, nokuba wena uthetha eklasini? "
Nikita: "Akunjalo konke konke! Ndihleli nje mouse. "
Teacher: "Mhlawumbi nithanda ukuba ubhale ngaphandle ummelwane?"
Nikita: "Ewe, wena! Andizange ebomini bam! "
Teacher: "Ngoko ke breaks nithe nalwa nabahlobo bakhe?"
Nikita: "Akukho nto ehlabathini! Mna ke onjalo Santa Claus on New Year emthini! "
Teacher: "Kuyamangalisa ... Yini na ke ekugqibeleni esikolweni sakho ukuba ukhuphe impendulo imbi kangaka? Yaye ngaba unayo ubuncinane iziphene ezithile? "
Nikita: "Kulungile, kukho elincinane ... andixoki lukhulu ..."

Ngena yesihlanu

Teacher: "ukuvavanya izakhono zakho kwigrama. zama nje, Daniyeli, enze isivakalisi kunye isalathandawo "kwi". Ke ... "

KuDaniyeli: "Crocodile yakhwela emthini."

Teacher: "Yintoni na ceba, Daniyeli! Ngoko kutheni ingwenya yakhwela emthini?! "

KuDaniyeli: "ngandlel Crocodile yakhwela emthini ngoko ukuba isiphakamiso isimelabizo" kwi ". Kodwa kutheni kulushata butyavok tryamkayut? Akukho nto icace. Ba dyubye kunye zyumo-zyumo nekuzyavye ... "

Ngena lesithandathu

Teacher: "Max, nawe kuyalelwa ukuba Marina impendulo. Kuba kwincam, ndiya kukumisa "ezimbini". Kwaye kufuneka ube neentloni! "
Esiye: "ababini kuba ibonisa enye? Emva koko, Lidia, kufuneka ubeke kum ngoku amane, kuba nangoku ndicelwa zabangela kunye Sasha! "

Ngena lwesixhenxe

Teacher: "Belkin uya kukulungisa xa deuce kwimathematika?"

Belkin: "Ewe, ndiza ibhlogi izolo ukulungisa oko, uGalina Kodwa lowu alusebenzi ... Kodwa ngokwakho ngokusisigxina naye kuyo kuyinxiba, yaye ootitshala abayi ke mna!"

SeWindows-improvisations ootitshala nabazali

Olu luguqulelo oluphambi ukumelwa thumbnail sinokwenziwa ngohlobo lamaqela ukhuphiswano abazali - UKhuphiswano Jolly Abazali (CWR).

Ngezenzo zakhe ezo oomama akhoyo kunye nooyise kwakunye nootatomkhulu, oomalumekazi kunye noomalume, abazalwana noodade abadala kufuneka yahlulwe ngamaqela amabini, iqela ngalinye kufuneka beze kunye negama ngokwayo. Ke iimpendulo kwangaphambili uzilungiselele bahambise abathetheli ukuze ukugoba inani elilinganayo iinketho esele zenziwe.

Utitshala ubuza umbuzo ukuba omabini la maqela, omnye unyuka kunye impendulo yayo, kwaye eyesibini kukusebenzisa iindlela esele zenziwe. Abazali kulo mzekelo amele abafundi. Wafumana skits funny kakhulu kwi lo walivala ithende (4)! Elifutshane superprikolnye ukuba diversify iholide olukhulu. Phonononga kokwenziwa komsebenzi kulo labagwebi, nto leyo kukhethwa guys.

Zabo iimpendulo zilungele umzali ukhuphiswano

Ngenxa abazali ukukwazi ukonwabisa kunye nale zokhuphiswano owakuzalayo izinto ezintsha funny emva kwesikolo (Class 4) - emifutshane isigqebelo, ubugcisa kunye nethemba.

Umbuzo wokuqala

Teacher: "Cinga nzima! Nali umbuzo: Ngubani kube nini? Cela onke amalungu eqela ukudibanisa noburharha bakhe!

Abakhutheleyo and swii,

Wonqena bakhuthele,

OkaZuma yakhulela,

Ngomzimba kwaye kakuhle ukutya.

Ngoko ke ngubani kube nini? "

Kakade ke, impendulo ulala phezu kobuso - ukuba abafundi. Kodwa injongo ukhuphiswano - ukubonisa ngezigcawu yabaphumelele (Grade 4) funny kunye fun. impendulo ukuze yezizathu isigqebelo awandibabala abazali - notata.

Umbuzo wesibini

Teacher: "Ngoku khangela ulwazi lwakho izibalo. Andryusha unina wanika phezu umqulu 29 engange. Wacela umzalwana wakhe juice ngaphezulu 14 engange. Indlela kakhulu imali Andryusha? "

Impendulo ibe ezimbini. Lokuqala - hayi zonke, ngenxa yokuba lo mzalwana wacela imali Andrei, nto leyo wamnika unina wam. Impendulo yesibini - 129 engange, ngokuba umninawa wakhe na ezo zinto zincinane, waza wamnika ikhulu.

Umbuzo wesithathu

Teacher: "uMikayeli, isincoko sakho ukuba wabhala ekhaya malunga inja yakhe zintanda, ngenxa yesizathu esithile ezingaziwayo kum, igama negama, ngathi isincoko uwuhlangule udade wenu ngutitshala. ayiyi kuba njalo uhlobo Wena ukucacisa ukuba isizathu sokuba le nto? "
Impendulo Auxiliary ngu: "Ngoko ke ngubani bolunye uhlanga, ukuba Wayehlala endlwini inja enye kuphela?!"

Imifanekiso kwi iplagi (4) evela kubazali

Ngoko ke imini xa amatakane ezisemthethweni-pervashi ibuye ibe abafundi eliqina. Kwaye ngeli xesha kwakukho izinto ezininzi ngokwahlukileyo ... kwaye funny kunye etyeni belusizi. Ngoko mayazi ngokuqinisekileyo yonke kwaye ukubonisa imifanekiso funny. On kokuphumelela kwiklasi 4 akayi isangqa kufutshane nje nabanye ofunda nabo, ngomhla itheko lokwamkela kunye nabazali. Zona, kunye nenzala yabo "ottrubili" oku mhlawumbi iminyaka zesikolo zinzima kuqala. Kwaye efanelwe ilungelo kule denok ukukhohlisa ngeenxa kwaye banxibe izinxibo, ukuba iholide yabo kakhulu.

Yiyo loo nto loo script qiniseka ukuba ziquka imiboniso kwi lo walivala ithende (4) evela kubazali babo. Yaye isibakala sokuba ndinendawo yokuthetha kuwe, musa siphikisane!

SeWindows, ezisekelwe phezu amazwi umdlalo

Ukuqonda intsingiselo phraseology uza abantu ngaxeshanye. Xa abantwana yokuqala, yesibini yaye wesithathu-besigaba abazi ukwahlula njani phakathi intsingiselo yokoqobo neyokomfuziselo amabinzana amaninzi. Kulo kwaye udlala, ukubhala skits funny kwi iplagi.

Grade 4 sele kakhulu ngabom baqonda ngamazwi abaninzi esekwe kakuhle. Kunye miniatures indlela ekwakusithiwa abadala, hayi abantwana ukuqonda izaci ngayo ingqiqo yabo ngokoqobo, ngokuyimfuneko rassmeshat abantwana. Ukudlala ngamagama, amabali isigqebelo ezinxulumene nokusetyenziswa oomabizwafane kunye Izikweko, ukunceda wenyuka nokudlala skits funny ngokwenene phezu iplagi. 4 eklasini - oku phantse abantu abadala abangazange babe nemvo uburharha kwaye bayakwazi ukuba baqonde indida.

Ngena "igazi elisempumlweni yakhe." Act One

Uya kufumana yonke imifanekiso abazali ezinokhuphiswano. Kwi kokuphumelela kwibakala 4 amabali ahlekisayo malunga abadala abathi baqonde omnye ntoni, yaye ifuna abantwana babo ukuze baqonde, unako ukwenza amanani ekhonsathini ngamnye.

Yena ehleli edesikeni computer kunye noyise nendima eyidlalayo "tanchiki." Okuqukiweyo nyana sad - inokuba kwakhona ukumela omdala, yongeza isigqebelo ukuya seWindows.

- Tata, ndiya kuba kwiinkathazo ezininzi! I wabuzwa sisincoko engaqhelekanga kakhulu kwi nesihloko ... Ndincede kunyuka, eh?

UYise (ukuqhubeka ukudlala):

- Kwaye yintoni na le sihloko?

Unyana:

- Tamara Petrovna wathi: "Zonke ngomso bazise umsebenzi eklasini - igazi impumlo lakhe!"

UYise bemangele ubeka bucala le desktop.

- zini na ezi nincokola ngazo? Isincoko ebizwa ngokuba 'igazi elisempumlweni yakhe? " Ayiqhelekanga baqalisa inkqubo yesikolo lwangoku ... Yintoni akazange eze ukuba abazali ngaphandle eseleyo. Yiza apha incwadi ngoku ucinga into kuwe.

UNyana kubeka phezu kwincwadi etafileni, uyise uqala ukuba ukubhala into ethile, kwaye loo nkwenkwe uchola i desktop kwaye umdlalo uyaqhubeka umzali.

Ngena "igazi elisempumlweni yakhe." Act II

Khetha ezibhalwe Pope imibhalo hilarious ingaba ubunzima. Kungenxa kuwo kukho intsingiselo isigcawu kwi lo walivala ithende (kwiBanga 4). Imibongo kwakubhaliwe njenge lumo le ezakudala ezaziwayo-kakuhle, uya kongeza i-thumbnail uburharha kunye nokuhleka. Enye iinketho thaca apha.

Ngentsasa elandelayo ngemini. Utitshala kunye yokubhala ngesandla sakhe walila ofisi umlawuli.

- Oku sisiphango! Wena - umlawuli, kufuneka wenze into!

uMlawuli:

- Yehlisa, Tamara Petrovna, basixelele okuza ukhathazeka kakhulu.

- I abaxeleli nje kuwe, ndiza kumfundela! Vovochki isincoko "Le igazi impumlo lakhe!"

Kanye February ubusika

Ndafika waphuma endlwini, waya yingqele ezibandayo.

I kweza kuye ummelwane - Bear Raven -

Kwaye njalo kabukhali ngasekhohlo, broads empumlweni!

Ukususela iliso lasekunene ngoko I spray yintlantsi

Nose, Kakade ke, wagaleleka igazi ...

Kodwa ngekratshi wema kwaye ngaphandle abalozayo

Ndaya evenkileni ukuthenga umnqatha apho.

uMlawuli:

- Yasnenko ... Ndaya, njengoko bathi, kunye iikherothi ... Kwaye kunawe, Tamara Petrovna, ungonwabi? Isincoko ngesihloko, ebhalwe vesi. Ndicinga kokuba kube nokuqwalaselwa eliphezulu.

umfundisi:

- Yintoni na isihloko? "Le igazi impumlo lakhe" - kukuthi, Ngokoluvo lwakho, waye umxholo imisebenzi?

uMlawuli:

- Andazi ... Ndikhumbula oku, ndandikho kwesi sifundo, Beva ngeendlebe beva, njengoko waxelela abantwana ukuba babhale isincoko, "Le igazi impumlo lakhe."

izigcawu Isiphelo emva kwesikolo (kwiBakala 4) malunga sikolo ukubetha, kangangokuba utitshala ubamba intloko yakhe aze abaleke aphume e-ofisini. Umlawuli kwakhona akayihoyi, uchola incwadi, ngenkoliseko kubonakala ukufunda umbongo ngokwakhe, izijekulo zibeka into eyenzekayo lawo.

Ukunakekelwa "Ngaba - musa ukuyenza loo nto?"

Oo waqonda kunye nabantwana, kunye abadala ezisekelwe oomabizwafane izigcawu. On iziqu ngo iingxoxo kwibakala 4 funny, olwaba ngabazali, awukwazi ukuyithatha igumbi umculo, kwakunye ukuba ngenene umhlola ngalo mzuzu. Ngokomzekelo, ngexesha laxa wonke umntu wathabatha ezihlalweni zabo, embindini yokukhokela lasekhohlo, kwabakho ukuzola, ngesiquphe kunkqonkqozwa emnyango. Kwaye ngoko embundwini womnyango ibonakala uyise singcolile omnye wabafundi.

- Oh, uxolo, nceda! Oku 4 "B", akunjalo na? - iya ku omnye umzali, lowo uzibambileyo latecomer kwi ndawo, wabeka phezu kwakhe incwadi etyebileyo. Yiza ususa iiseti iphepha, wabeka incwadi ethangeni lakhe. - ndibona apho kuwe - ukuba akunjalo?

- Yintoni wathulula? Ingaba uzifumene phi le nto? Akukho, andiyi kuthulula!

- Yenza awuliphalazanga! Awunayo ukuqonda mna! Ndabuza: "Ngaba nguwe - ukuba musa"

- Kwaye, kodwa hayi ebhombolozayo! - interlocutor muncu wancuma. - Kwaye apho ke abo kukubhomboloza? Kwaye, uxolo, kutheni kubhomboloza?

- Hayi, akukho ... wena Ndikhoyo, Thixo wam, mna ndicela ukubuza ngawe: Ngaba - akunjalo na apho?

- Hayi, - i interlocutor bekhubeka ngokucacileyo. - andikhange ukukhalaza.

- Kaloku, akukho namnye bamana bebhomboloza. I nje babezibuza ekuqaleni ukuba nguwe - Anazi na ...

- Ndicinga ukuba ngaphandle kwakho, akukho bani uyiqondayo le nto ukuthini.

- Hayi, mna Ndiqinisekile ukuba mna ndedwa, yaye thina sonke ...

- Noyithabatha ke inkathazo ukucacisa ngubani "thina"?

Latecomer libonakala ayikhuthaze malunga andiqondi encircles isandla langoku:

- Wena, thina, wena, mna ...

- Ngubani ndahlamba?

- Yini na kum waluduba lonke ixesha? Ndithetha ngayo sonke, wena, thina, wena, mna!

- Oko kukuthi, njengokuba ndiyakuqonda oko, nina nithi, bonke wahlamba phezulu apha? Yaye ngubani na engathanga kuqala ahlambe, ucinga? Of bani uthetha ngaye apha? Ndenze ntoni na malunga nokuba mna?

- Yintoni na wasebenza?

- Ukuba Ndiya kunibuza into: "Musa ngam?"

- Oh, ngokwenene va uvuyo kukwazi ukuba na komunye?

- Kwanele! Ndivumeleni ukuba ukudlulisela kwindawo entsha. Kunye ukubuya, nceda, kum bam incwadi "Iintsomi Legends".

- You musa uthi! Wena Kazan? Kakhulu, nice kakhulu! Kubonakala ukuba abantu bakubo na! Nam oyinzalelwane Kazan!

Ootata ukwanga, uhlale emva ezihlalweni zabo.

Imisinga "Xa IsiNgesi isifundo zolwimi"

Kakade ke, ukwenza ngaphandle ngezigcawu yabaphumelele (Grade 4) malunga esikolweni, nto leyo bamhleka lo mfundi eyonqenayo, ungenzi wasekhaya.

Utitshala ubiza umfundi:

- Usuku Good, uNick!

- Usuku Good, Elena Stepanovna, oko kukuthi, buhlungu, uHelen Stivovitsh! - inkwenkwe amile ngenyameko pronunciation IsiNgesi.

- Namhlanje ekugqibeleni bafunda amagama isigama?

- Kaneshn, uHelen Stivovitsh!

- Kulungile. Ndixelele, yintoni na IsiNgesi wayeza kuba 'setumato'?

- Pomidorling!

- A namazambane?

- Kartofeyshing!

- Ngoko ke ... Zamechatelneyshn situeyshin! Kuba otvetiling wena edinitsiling. Wena ponimeyshn kum?

Ulwazi imizekeliso - amandla amakhulu!

Njengoko izinto ezinomdla kwi yabaphumelele (Class 4) ukuze abantwana kukhonza apha incoko.

Marina: "Petya, nina kwakhona ukudlala ikhompyutha! Umzekeliso wafunda? "

Petka (hayi ujonge phezulu ukusuka umdlalo): "Kakade! Unga khangela ... Kwaye - ngaye nje, ngoko kuye! Kulungile, kulungile, kakuhle ... Musa zingakubaleki, ulele! "

Marina: "Kwaye xa bekhula nje! Beka phantsi joystick undiphendule! Ndiza ukuqala esithi, kwaye mabaqhubeke. ioli Gadudu uya konakalisa ... "

Petka "Wathi ... bangangxameli 7 ubeke umahluli elingakumbi emlonyeni!"

Marina: "Lowo ofuna baya kusoloko ..."

Petka "... wacinga wasisebenzisa ngexesha control alihlola e yokubhala Umfundi!"

Marina: "Abahlobo nobuzalwana nobutyebi ngakumbi ..."

Petka "... bakhala ngokunyoluka wabamba utshintsho ngokukhawuleza ngaphezu inkosi!"

Marina: "emangalisayo ..."

Petka "... wagqiba engandilisekanga ingqalelo iminwe zabo iikawusi holey ..."

Marina: "Abaninzi baya kwazi kungekudala ziguge ..."

Petka "... iyivume waqinisekisa umama, lusidla idayari ku utyikityo ..."

Marina: "... kulungile zempilo, enkosi ..."

Petka "... Umongikazi Valentina Pavlovna babase kwisitofu!"

Marina: "ityala - ixesha kumnandi ..."

Petka "... ngonaphakade!"

Marina (kukhethwa Petka asekunene e): "Kulungile, akukho! End, Petya, wonwabe! Hlala phantsi ngokukhawuleza ukwenzela izifundo, yaye akuyomfuneko ukuba zizakhele nantoni na apha! "

Tale "Iinyanga ezilishumi" ngendlela entsha

Yazi-njani na stsenaristike mihla - ngokudlala, amabali ezindala ezaziwayo-kakuhle. Uyakwazi ukutshintsha kunye iingoma, eshukumayo, kunye namabali ukuze bafumane skits funny kwi iplagi. Grade 4 Meyi ukuba silungiselele kakuhle "iinyanga ezilishumi" kunye kwingxelo iziganeko ngokwenene.

scene One

Emva kwedesika ohleli iKumkanikazi, kwi ebhodini - utitshala wakhe.

Queen: "Hayi bendidiniwe dictations! Imizekelo abaziziyatha! Kwaye le "hlabathi abasingqongileyo" zonke iintlobo zempahla yobudenge amaxesha onyaka, buttercups, iintyatyambo kunye lamatywina, amaxhama! Ngaphezu kwako konke - imisebenzi yakho idiotic "!

Teacher: "Ke mna waba nabuganga bakumbuza nto ukuba ukusombulula omnye wabo ..."

Queen: "olusebenzisanayo, indlela okukruqulayo ... Sika phantsi kwentloko yakho ... Kulungile, kulungile, kodwa enye kuphela"

Teacher: "Xa evulekile kusasa wavala amahle-15. Ke idinala wavula ezinamagqabi yayo imibala 12 ngaphezulu. Xa ngokuhlwa, lo lokudubula of amahle kwaba kathathu ngaphezu ekuseni. imibala Zingaphi inganyityilikiswa ngokuhlwa? "

Queen: "Indoda Silly! Mna ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kukhupha umthetho ozakuphunyezwa kuwe! Ke mna ndithi kuni - Queen okanye egadini ebala amanzi amahle liqhuma? Mna andikanyuki, ndiye ukusombulula le puzzle! Cela enye! "

Teacher: "Kulungile, phambi kokuphakama yakho ... Cook icocwe ukuba isidlo umbhiyozo 15 sterlets. Emva koko wacinga ukuba oko akwanelanga, zicocwe neentlanzi-12 ngaphezulu. Ngeli xesha, abancedisi bakhe nabo basebenza ubusuku. Ngenxa yoko, netafile yajika ukuba zihlanjululwe iintlanzi ezininzi izihlandlo ezithathu ngaphezu umpheki ekuqaleni icocwe. Njani sterlets icocwe abancedisi kumpheki ukuze isidlo holide? "

Queen: "Hayi, wena ukudlala kum, akunjalo? Kutheni Queen ukwazi zingaphi neentlanzi abancedisi ukucocwa, nendlela ukupheka? Ngokuqinisekileyo yinhloko emagxeni akhe ... Makhe ukuthintela umsebenzi oqhelekileyo, umzekelo, malunga nendlela imimiselo nokubulawa the Queen pee kusasa, yaye kangakanani kakhulu -. Imini nobusuku "

Teacher: "Kodwa soBekekileyo yakho ... Xa iingxaki kuba Akukhathaliseki ukuba zazisithini, kwaye kufuneka oko inyathelo ukuba ukuze ufumane impendulo echanekileyo!"

Apha kule holo yakhiwe tenxileyo enxibe ntombazana.

Girl: "Namkelekile, soBekekileyo yakho! Makhe ndibuyise kuwe bamcelayo! "

Queen: "Awu, yayiza phantsi kunye nentloko yakho ... Kodwa ke, kwelinye icala, kuhle ukuba bahamba - ubuncinane ezithile zokuzonwabisa! Ntoni na Ufuna, intombazana okubi? Thetha ngokukhawuleza, okanye ndiza ukuba babulawe umsiki wam! "

Girl: "Inyaniso kukuba, soBekekileyo yakho, ngomama wam weza kum umsebenzi - zisizisa njengentyantyambo orchid ngokuhlwa. Kwaye kangangeenkulungwane ezikhula emahlathini yethu imibala! Kuphela umfazi ongendawo bachaza? Yena esikolweni "ihlabathi ngaphandle" yenye zaye ... nalazit kwi Internet kuphela ababini, wabona ilokhwe ezihonjiswe kunye orchid kwaye walahlekelwa ngokupheleleyo intloko yakhe. Ufuna uhlobo olufanayo ngandlela zonke, ukuba avele kuso kuwe ibhola! "

Queen: "Ngoko ke ... Kwaye andikwazi kukunceda ngaphezu"

Girl: "Makhe kunqunyulwa greenhouse yakho, omnye orhideyku oluncinane! Kwaye hayi kaVan andiyi amathe povydergaet, ukuqhuba ebusuku esitratweni kwaye nam emva ukulala iibhola zakhe ebhokisini! "

Queen: "Nantsi indlela! Yhazi ... Kulungile, masithi, ndiza kunivumela ukuba usike orchid emyezweni wam. Kwaye wenza oko ngenxa yam? Uza kulawula ukusombulula ingxaki malunga neentlanzi? "

Girl: "Kakade kuya kuba nako! I ukuyenza lonke ixesha lakhe isiqingatha-oodade izifundo! - uthatha isiziba iNkosi aze aqalise ukubhala apho, -, loo ukulungele "

Teacher: "Yinto emangalisayo! Yintoni i clever intombazana! "

Queen: "Kulungile, oko mkhulu! Ukuba smart kukwenjenjalo, makenze ngoko nifunde endaweni yam! Kananjalo ke imimiselo yena ezisayiniweyo! "

Teacher: "Yintoni, ngoko, ndiya kwenjenjalo kuwe; soBekekileyo yakho?"

Queen: "Mina? Kwaye badlala umdlalo yekhompyutha! "

Ukhwela phantsi etroneni, yena uhlala phezu kwephundu yamanqaku yakho, uthabatha joystick kwaye uqale ukudlala. Le andiqondi intombazana uza etroneni.

scene Two

Gumbi elifanayo. Girl ohleli phezu kwetrone, kunye notitshala wakhe, baguqa phezu phezulu umzobo leyo yomthetho.

Girl: "Kwaye nabani na abangalupasanga uviwo emva iklasi 4, shiya ngomnyaka wesibini ... kwaye evinjwa visa yakhe, nto leyo evumela ukuba ushiye imida yelizwe lethu, ukuze hlaza umhlaba Russian ..."

Teacher: "Injalo loo nto! Kodwa, ke masidibanise: "Zonke iyivume ukuthenga ezivenkileni zonke iintlobo okukhona, musa ukuvumela phezu ekhwela, ithintele ukujika kwi computer ..." "

Girl: "Injalo loo nto! Makhe ngena me ... apha kuphela Unokongezelela uthi: "! ... kwaye ukuba nabo benza ihlobo lonke endaweni kokuphumla njengoko musa ngawethu ikharityhulam" "

Girl wasayina umthetho, ngoko nangoko wangena umsiki, wathumela owayesakuba iKumkanikazi ivale laptop kwaye kuthatha amakhwapha zakhe, etsala imveliso.

ezipalini Queen nokumemeza: "Ngoku ndiza kufuneka anqunyulwe intloko yakho! Phi na ukuthatha nam? "

Njengomgwebi: "Yimalini? Ukuze wenze zonke iiholide zasehlotyeni, ukuze bapase iimviwo ngoko! Leyo ke ummiselo Ubulumko Queen elitsha! "

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