Imifanekiso ngoFebruwari 23 iyamangalisa. Usuku loMkhuseli we-Fatherland

NgoFebruwari 23 yiholide egujwa yizo zonke iindidi zabemi. Kuzo zonke iiofisi, izikolo kunye nabantwana bee-kindergartens, bavuyisana nabo balungiselelwe abakhuseli bexesha elizayo kunye nelaseMlandland. Ngexesha elifanayo, into efunekayo yeholide iyakhweba ngoFebhuwari 23 (ehlekisayo). Kukho inketho ezininzi kwimveliso yabo, into eyona nto kukuba umdlalo wabadlali bathetha ngokunyanisekileyo.

Umkhuseli woSuku lwe-Fatherland - obambe isikolo

Phakathi kweeholide ezininzi ngoFebhuwari 23 ngowomnye othandwa kakhulu esikolweni. Ngamantombazana, nanamhlanje sisihlandlo sokubongelela amadoda amancinci, kwakhona kwakhona ukubonisa iitalente zabo ekuculeni nasekudleni ngexesha lokubhiyozela. Amakhwenkwe nawo anethuba lokuziva njengabakhuseli bokwenene aze aphinde abe nekratshi ngohlobo lwabo lwesini esomeleleyo.

Kukho iindlela ezininzi zokubamba iholide yesikolo ngoFebruwari 23, kodwa njengomthetho, le script ibandakanya:

- ukhuphiswano;

- imibongo;

- iingoma;

- Ukudansa;

- Iimpawu ze-23 kaFebhuwari (ezihlekisayo).

Kwakhona, ukubhiyozelwa akunakwenzeka ngaphandle kokuyila. Ngaloo mini, kukho amaphephandaba amadonga agcoba iholo yendibano. Amabhola, iidibhoni, ii-posters, iingoma zeminyaka yemfazwe - zonke ezi ziimpawu zesiganeko esivuye.

Nangona kunjalo, ngaphandle kweeholide ayiyi kuvuya - yiindidi ezahlukeneyo kwizihloko ezichaphazelekayo.

Imoya "Imfundo Kwimpi"

Ingubo ebizwa ngoFebruwari 23 kwisikolo inokufakwa kwisifundo somkhosi.

Iimpawu: ijoni, i-sergeant, umtshini, umphathi, iqabane lomphathi.

Umtshini, udlula emaborracks, uqaphele ijoni elenza i-push-ups. Ngaphezulu kwakhe umi sergent kwaye ubale ama-exercises. Isibhengezo sifika kubo kwaye sithi:

"I-serrade sergeant, luhlobo luni lokuziphatha kakubi oku?" Anikhumbuli ukuba yena ngokwakhe wayesandul 'umkhosi? Kaloku, ngokukhawuleza, ugxininiso luxoki! Kwaye enye, ezimbini, ezintathu ...

Igosa liqala ukukhawuleza ngokukhawuleza, isibonakaliso simi phezu kwakhe kwaye sibale. Ngeli xesha, umphathi wangena emaborracks, obona le ndawo.

Umphathi: Ngoko! Ewe, khawuleza uphendule okwenzayo apha!

Isalathisi, soyike: Qala uKaputeni ...

Kodwa akamvumeli ukuba aqede esithi: Ndiyazi, ndiyazi into endiyenza kum ngoku! Ewe, ngokunyanisekileyo, kugxininiswa ekutheni! Kwaye enye, ezimbini, ezintathu ...

Kwaye umfazi womthetheli wangena, ubona ukuxhoxisa abantu kunye nomthetheli omi phezu kwabo.

Ukuphulukiswa: Yiyo indlela! Ekhaya awukwazi ukubona, unyana wam sele ekhohliwe indlela uyise abukeka ngayo! Ngaba kuya kuba yimali enemali, kwaye ngoko wenza ntoni? Uyakhumbula ukuba unentsapho, umntwana?

Ikhompiki: Ewe, ndingu ... Nantsi ndisebenza kwijoni lemfundo.

Umfazi usongela: kwaye ngoko, ndiya kukunyamekela ukukhutshwa kwakho! Ngokukhawuleza kugxininiswe! Kwaye ixesha! A mabini! A mathathu!

Umthetheli uyazithoba aze aqale ukutshiza.

Umdwebo onobuhle malunga ne-ajenda kwi-intanethi

Imiboniso yabantwana ngomhla wama-23 kaFebruwari akufuneki ukuba ifakwe kuphela ngamantombazana. Umzekelo wesitatimende esimnandi esichazela inkwenkwe enye kuphela ichazwe ngezantsi.

Kulo nqanaba kukho umfundi wesikolo esiphakeme etafileni. Kwidesk i-laptop, esandleni sakhe ifowuni ayithethayo kuyo yonke indawo. Kulo mzekelo ngumdlalo womdlali omnye.

- Sawubona! Ewe, andiyazi, ndidale indawo yokuthandana, kuphela into engabhaliswanga khona ... Ndingayongeza njani mna? Yaye njani? Hayi, ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiza kufaka isithombe seTarzan kwaye ndibhale ukuba ndiyindoda eqinile, eqeqeshwe kakuhle.

Yenza okunye ukusetyenziswa kwikhompyutha.

- ndenza konke. Oo, kwafika umntu. Uthi u-Peris Hilton, unika ithuba lokuba uqhelane naye. Kwaye mna, Okwangoku ndiya kuthetha ukuba ndiyakuthanda.

Ngokukhawuleza uprinte okuthile.

- Yima! Ubuza isizathu sokuba kukho iimpazamo ezininzi endizifumanayo ngesiRashiya. Kwaye ndiyintoni ngesiRashiya, uyazi. Yiyo indlela yokuqhelana nabafazi baseMerika ... Hayi, linda, omnye umntu ubhala.

Khangela kwesikrini uze uqhubeke:

- Intombazana yabhala. Uthi ndiyinto egulekileyo yindoda enesisulu, eyindoda. Kunoko, ndiyazibuza, akayithandi iTarzan. Ewe, kulungile, andifuni, musa. Ndingenomnye umyalezo ... Umntu wezempi, ukuze azi ukuba ufuna ntoni?

Ubangela ubuso obusabisayo, ekhangele kwesikrini:

- Yiloo nto ... Kusuka kubhaliso lwezempi kunye nokubhalisa iofisi, babhala ukuba balindile entwasahlobo. Wow, ndaza ndafunyanwa. Andizange ndicinge ukuba ndifumane i-samani kwiziko lokuthandana.

Ukuphazamiseka kushiya isigaba.

Imoya ngoFebruwari 23 esikolweni

U-Ilya Muromets, egqoke izixhobo zokulwa, uhleli kwisigaba. Inyoka uGorynych imfikela. Emva koko kukho intetho:

- U-Ilya, uyazi ukuba thina, abafana, namhlanje sibhiyozela ngomhla we-23 kaFebhuwari?

"Wena, Gorynych, ungadibanisi." Unomfana, kwaye ndiyindoda. Ndifuna ukukhusela i-Fatherland.

- Mamela, kunye ne-niche, ukuba ndimi apha nawe, naye, ndiya kukukhusela?

"Ewe, yima nje, ungakhathazeki ngeengxoxo zakho."

"Kutheni kuthulile, ziphi iintshaba?" Mhlawumbi sinokuzibiza thina ngokwethu? Sonke, sinokuhlala nabo.

Uyisidenge, inyoka. Iintshaba, zona ziza.

- Kucacile ... Yaye uyazi, Ilya, ndidla nje iklabishi ngoku, ndibe ngumhlaza ... Ngoko akukho mntu, makhe siye kwidolophana, amantombazana adansa apho ...

- Nditshatile, andinako ...

- Inceba ... O, khangela, umntu usebenza, utshaba mhlawumbi?

- U-Neee, ngaba abantwana abaneminyaka elishumi elinanye esikolweni baqhuba abafana babo ukuba bancoma ngeli holide.

- Ndibuhlungu, kodwa ndikulungele ... O, jonga ngaphaya, njengeentshaba kunye nombala wokulwa!

- Sekuvele abafundi bebakala leshumi bavakalisa.

- Ilya, kodwa bonke abantu baya kuphi, mhlawumbi nathi siya kuhamba?

"Banobukrakra esikolweni, kodwa kufuneka ndiqhube inkonzo."

"Hayi, ke, yima, yima, kwaye ndiza ..."

Uqala ukuphumla, ecinga ukuba u-Ilya waseMurom akayi kumlandela.

Ndikhangele apha, inyoka, ngaphandle kokumangalelwa. " O, i-smska yafika, igama liholide ... Yintoni enokuyenza, kufuneka sihambe. Ngoku ndiqinisekile ukuba awudli mntu.

U-Ilya, uyavuya kwaye ecasulayo, uSyoka Gorynych ushiya kunye kunye nesigaba.

Ukuba ufuna le mfahla ngoFebruwari 23 ukuba abafana babe ngabadibanisi, amantombazana, egqoke kwiimpahla ezifanelekileyo, anokudlala.

Imisebenzi emihle ngoFebruwari 23 kubantu abadala

Iimpawu zeFebhuwari 23 (ezihlekisayo) azichaphazelekayo kuphela esikolweni. Kwiziko ngalinye, isiqingatha esihle seqoqo siyakuvuyisana nabo osebenza nabo kule holide enkulu. Ukuqhuba isiganeko kangangoko kunokwenzeka ukuzonwabisa kuya kunceda ummandla ngoFebhuwari 23 kwiqumrhu.

Inendima ebalulekileyo kule mveliso yile mphathiswa, ovoti kunye namazwana kwiphumo lomntu ngamnye.

- Kwaye ngoku iqela lamabhinqa enkampani lethu liphuma ukuthokoza amadoda abo ngeli holide!

U-Queen of Fields - ulwandle lusowokuqala ukungena kweli nqanaba. Inzuzo yalo enkulu yimilenze yayo emide, eyanqandela intshaba yamandla okuthanda, ngenxa yokuba iintsapho zifumana ukuphumelela ngokukhawuleza nangokulula.

(Iindleko zokusondeza iintsapho zingathathwa nantoni, into ephambili kukuba ne-mini skirt kunye nezicathulo ezinezithende eziphezulu).

- Emva koko uhamba olwandle! Isebenza ngokufanelekileyo ngokufanelekileyo kumhlaba kunye nasemanzini, ngenxa yokubaluleka kwabasebenzi bayo kubaluleke kakhulu.

(Lo mlinganiso kufuneka ube kwi-swimsuit nakwezinye iimpawu zamanzi: izilwanyana, imaski, iiglasi zamanzi).

- Singummeli wecandelo elitye labaphathi be-paratroopers. Ezi iibhere eziluhlaza okwedlulele ngaphezu kweyodwa zazingcolisa utshaba, zonakalisa intando yakhe. La mabhinqa amahle sisisixhobo sethu esinamandla kunxamnye notshaba.

(Ummeli wamandla okuza kufuneka abe ne- blue beret, amabhoti amakhulu empi kunye namaphiko amabini angelosi emva kwakhe, umbala obusweni ebusweni, ngokukhethekileyo intombazana encinci ye-blond).

"Siyabonga kwala ma dade alandelayo, silala ngokuthula, sisazi ukuba bayalinda umda welizwe lethu." Ukubulisa kummeli wemida!

(Isambatho esifutshane, imikhosi emininzi kunye nekhanda - lo ngumfanekiso wommeli wemikhosi.) Kumele athathe inja encinci yokudlala.

- Kwaye, ekugqibeleni, ekupheleni kwezinto zethu zokugubungela! Esi sisigqibo sethu sokugqibela ngokumelene notshaba, owa ngamadolo ngokumjonga. Hlangana!

(Intombazana iphuma, isifubeni sayo isibonakaliso nesibhalo esithi "Ubomi-ibhokhwe." Yigqoke kwaye igqitywe ekuqaliseni, kodwa ibonakala ngakumbi kwaye ibhetele, ingcono).

- Madoda! Joyina iinqanaba zethu, masizikhusele ndawonye iiMelandland! Khetha umkhosi ofuna ukukhonza nawo kwaye ubhekane nabameli bawo ukurekhoda.

Izikhwama ezinjalo ezimnandi ngoFebhuwari 23 ziya kuhobisa nayiphi na iholide kwaye iya kuba sisipho esona sihle kunazo zonke amadoda.

Umboniso omnyama "Agrippina"

Umcimbi wokubhiyozela awudingi ukufaka iikhredithi ezide ezifuna ukuveliswa kwemveliso. Ukumangaliswa okumangalisayo kubalingane baya kuba yi-mini skits kwi-23 kaFebhuwari. Ziqukethe iingxoxo ezifutshane kwaye azidingi ukulungiselela ixesha elide.

Kulo nqanaba kukho amasosha amanxibe egqoke iifom. Aba baqeshwe bahlolwe ukukhawuleza kwezixhobo. Umlawuli, edlula emgceni, ubona inkwenkwe encane eyimile ekhongweni. Ngokukhawuleza ulandela umbuzo onzima:

"Liliphi igama lakho?"

Ijoni lithethi, liloyiko. UMlawuli, unomsindo ngakumbi:

"Ndiyakubuza ukuba ungubani, umama wakho!"

Ijoni liloyiko:

-Agrippina.

Maxesha oMkhosi

Iziganeko zeFebruwari 23 kubantu abadala zimele zihlaziyeke. Umzekelo, amahlaya ngomkhosi njengabantu bonke, kunye nabangakhange bakhonze, kunye namajoni angaphambili.

Kukho ii-servicemen eziliqela kwinqanaba. Ngaphambi kwazo zimelele ezinkulu, zihamba nomphathi. Omkhulu ubhekisela ekubunjweni:

"Ama-comrades, ekwindla sele isifikile, kwaye imithi isalubanzi." Ngoko, hamba khona, uchithe amaqabunga aluhlaza uze ubophe ophuzi. Yenza!

Uvela, ushiya. UCaptain, ekhangelekile emva koku:

"Ndiphelelwe ngokupheleleyo engqondweni yam ... Qinisekisa, khulula ... Rota, phulaphule iqela lam!" Hamba kwindawo yokugcina, thabatha upende ophuzi nomsebenzi!

Imeko malunga namapolisa

Iimpawu zeFebruwari 23 kubantu abadala nazo zingaba kumxholo wamapolisa. Emva koko, bahlala bekulinda uxolo lwethu.

Kulo nqanaba kukho itafile, emva kwayo ehlala kumphenyi kunye nomsolwa.

Umphandi: Ewe, ngoku siza kuthatha iminwe yakho yeminwe (dabs iminwe yommangali kwipeyinti). Emva koko siza kucinezela apha (uzibeka ephepheni). Ngoku ulapha (i-press to arms), apha (kwisebe) kwaye apha (kwizihluthulelo). Kuhle!

Usolo: Ngaba ndinako ukukhululeka?

Umphandi: Akunakwenzeka.

Isimo "Amapolisa asehlathini"

Kulo nqanaba kukho isikrini esinomfanekiso wehlathi. Emva kwamapolisa amabini. Ingxoxo elandelayo ivakalisa.

"Ukuthula." Iintaka kuphela zicula. Ngendlela, ngubani na, umthi womthi?

- Hayi, ndiyi-night owl!

"O, yiyiphi ikhwelo." Umnyama omnyama.

- Kodwa yintoni i-black grouse?

- Ewe, ngubani na?

"Ewe, lo, unjengaye. Capercaillie!

Iskrini siyanyamalala, emva kwayo ilale indoda.

"Ewe, ndakuxelele, imithi yokhuni!" Siyilayisha.

Isimo "Kwaye kukho amaqhinga kumadoda"

Imiboniso ngoFebruwari 23 kubasetyhini banceda kwakhona kwakhona ukubonisa amadoda indlela abaxabisekileyo ngayo, abathandayo, kunye nabaluleke kakhulu, baqonda.

Indoda ihleli kwisihlalo seenqwelo, ibukela iTV. Umfazi ungena.

Umyeni: Ndifuna imoto entsha ngokukhawuleza!

Umfazi: Kutheni?

Umyeni: Kwaye ukhangele, kwinto endihlala ngayo!

Umfazi: Ewe, kwikhati ...

Umyeni: Iwele? Ingaba yiloo nto ubiza ihembe? UVaughn, uMaha evela kumfazi wama-34 uthenge i-shirt, yiloo nto ndiyayiqondayo, ihembe! Yaye i-trouser entsha, ngendlela! Kwaye mna? Andinayo nayiphi na into yokuphuma!

Umfazi: Kodwa, owethu, andinako ngoku ...

Umyeni: Akunjalo, hayi? Ndiyazi ukuba andithandi nonke! Kulungile, ngokwaneleyo! Ndihamba kubaTata!

Isiphelo

Ewe, iziganeko ngoFebruwari 23 (ezihlekisayo) ziya kuhlala zikholisa isiqingatha sabantu saliphi na ubudala. Bobabini esikolweni nakwiofisi kunokwenzeka ukuba baqhube iholide ngale ndlela, beveze ulwandle oluneemvakalelo ezintle. Kwaye, ekugqibeleni, unako ukunika isikhumbuzo esincinci ukuba ukhumbule lo busuku obusengqungquthela.