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Indlela ukufunda yokuhlekisa, ukuba umphefumlo nkampani

Ukuhleka waziwa ixesha elide. Kwaye umntu owenza oku, njalo uvelwano ebantwini. Ngoko ke, nabani na amuses abaphulaphuli, uninzi wenza umphefumlo inkampani, basondela kuyo bantu, baya kunandipha uluntu lalo mntu. Kuyenzeka ukuba aman ngokwemvelo ifana indlebe umculo kunye nezinye notyekelo zendalo. Kodwa ukuba umntwana isipho esinjalo ayifundisi ukuba ukudlala ipiyano, ukuba bafumane amabhaso impumelelo kubugcisa, yena ngeke. Kodwa ukuba umntwana umqeqeshi ngaphandle charisma enkulu, Kakade ke, kukho umqambi obalaseleyo, bekungeke, kodwa isibini zeengoma ukudlala lutshitshe. Ngokufanayo, unokuba izinto ezihlekisayo.

Okokuqala, cinga ukuba abantu besini esinye? Okokuqala, lo engaqhelekanga. Ezinye twist engalindelekanga le meko, ngokwembono entsha, umdlalo igama lokuqala. Zama ukujonga izinto eyenzekayo kwiikona ezahlukeneyo, ngokungathi Umphambukeli, ngubani labhabha emhlabeni. Ngapha koko, oko kubonakala ezingenamsebenzi, kunokuba kakhulu kuhlekwe. Nangona kunjalo, le joke kubalulekile ukuba ungayibaxi kwaye musa bafika ityala abantu abafuna ukuhleka. Kukho abantu "nje ukuba uhlakaniphile, andiyi kubuka nguyise." Ezifana ufunde ukwenza iziqhulo ngenxa kwayo, phezu koko, bonke ndandineentloni - hayi ukuya siqithi, njengoko grinder imela, ulwimi.

Joke, njenge ngecephe lesidlo sangokuhlwa, kufuneka kwindawo ethile kunye nexesha thina. Akukho mfuneko ukuvakalisa kwinkolelo yokuba "kweli lizwe lethu yonke into embi kangaka, ngokuba nguLenin kwi yamangcwaba ayikho Feng Shui" esiseleni Communist Party, yaye ibutho labantu siyakholelwa emfundisweni yaseTshayina le yokubekwa olufanelekileyo izinto. Ke kaloku abo ke abanye sisazisa jokes zakho. Kulungile, kuhle - usenokuthi - apha ezinye iingcebiso hayi yokuhlekisa njani, kodwa ukufunda indlela yokwenza iziqhulo, ukuba 'kuzala "ubuncinane jokes elula?

Okuhlekisayo, efana umculo nokupeyinta, inemigaqo yayo. Ungacinga ukuba lonke ixesha eliqhula bahlekisa abantu jokes ezintsha? Hlalutya: efihliweyo ngokokwakheka ngaphantsi nje amaqhinga ezimbalwa, kwaye ezi ndlela, ngokufutshane siza kuqwalasela. Indlela yokuqala - ukudlala ngamagama. ulwimi Russian igcwele amagama aneentsingiselo ezahlukileyo. Kukho amabinzana ukuba basondele adumayo nganye. Indlela ukufunda ukwenza iziqhulo, ukudlala amagama? Ukuphawula ezinjalo Disambiguation (Mothers, into key). Xa ucela, "Unjani?", Wena uthi, "Le umtshutshisi - ityala, yaye mna -. Iqhubeka" Ukuba ungakwazi ukwahlukana kunye namaqhalo, kunye namazwi. Ngokomzekelo, omnye ukuxinga bathi: "Wafumana ibhokhwe kwi intambo, baxhela Njengokungeniswa ibhokhwe."

Enye indlela efanayo - kuphikiswa lobuxoki, xa inxalenye yesibini zesindululo babonakala iyaphikisana yokuqala, kodwa eneneni iyakuqinisekisa oko kuphela. Umzekelo: "Hayi, thina anomdla, ngaphandle amapolisa irhafu, nokuba inzala thina, kodwa okubhalwe ezipokothweni zethu." Usebenza ngathi yokukhulisa ubuchule yangaphambili, kuphela ingxelo isiphelo uphikisa ekuqaleni: "Ukuyeka ukutshaya kulula - ndaziphosa amashumi amahlanu. ' Kukho iindlela ubaxo - ubaxo ngabom kunye Izithetha lobuxoki. Indlela ukufunda yokuhlekisa usebenzisa le ndlela? imeko Win-win - ukubandakanya abamelwane: "Yena enxila kangangokuba phezolo ukuba buhlungu nkqu yintloko abamelwane kusasa", njl Reductio ad absurdum kwakhona amuses abantu, kunye nemizekelo kunokuba draw ezingenakuphela ukusuka Lexicon yomkhosi: "Thulani phezulu, Ndiya kunibuza into!" Yaye ke ezifana.

Ke masithi ukuba uqhelene ubuchule uburharha, yaye into nehlekisayo nangoku ayisebenzi. Kodwa uyakwazi ukonwabisa ezinye Jokes bezinye iintlanga. Zama ukuba ukukhumbula ezininzi iziqhulo kunye namabinzana funny, aphorisms kunye amabinzana ezithandwayo. Indlela ukufunda yokuhlekisa ngokwalo? Eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukuba ukuxelela bhalo kuni kwakufanelekile. "Ityuwa" kule íOpus comedy thile nesincoko-mlonyeni. Akukho mfuneko yokuba aphinde amaxesha ezifanayo bhalo eziliqela. Kwaye ukuba musani ukubacaphukisa kuhlekwe, musa nangoko xelela elinye ityala efanayo, ngethemba lokuba naye uza kusebenza kanye. Kwaye neyodwa akanako ukuyenza ityala abaphulaphuli ukunqongophala izinto ezihlekisayo.

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