Imifanekiso funny unique enkampini

A ziyinto eqhelekileyo kakhulu kwiqela lokwakha umfundi, yezikolo, ingqesho okanye ehlotyeni kwinkampu zolonwabo ezi nemibutho kwimicimbi sokuyila - Ikonsathi ngcono okanye imidlalo, ukhuphiswano, ukuthatha inxaxheba apho kufunekayo ukuze ukudlala imifanekiso funny. Eminqubeni basatsaliswa ezifunekayo leeholide ezahlukeneyo. Ayikwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwabo, ngexesha bakho bonke ozithandayo KVNov.

Imifanekiso kule nkampu - miniatures short

Kakade ke, ngenxa yokuba lo msebenzi engundoqo kwiinkampu stroyotryadah ke idlala eqongeni, akukho mfuneko ukulungiselela intetho elide. isigcawu elifutshane, kodwa elula isigqebelo enkampini bavame impumelelo ngaphezu nkqu ukwenza njalo-kubonelelwa kakuhle, kodwa elide. Njengoko iziza anecdotes cwangciso ingasetyenziswa bona. Ngokomzekelo, imifanekiso enkampini malunga abantu computer ndiyazingca usoloko ezithathwe "kunye bang". Ngoko ke akukho mfihlakalo ukuba abantwana abaninzi namhlanje xa namaqondo awohlukeneyo ngamakhoboka Internet.

skits funny kuba inkampu malunga "Nerds khompyutha"

1. Le nkwenkwe okubuhlungu ukhangela iyogurt. Ummelwane phezu kwetafile ajike kuye: "Little Johnny, kutheni na ukutya iyogurt wakho?" - "Uyazi, uSvetlana, oko kuphela eboniseweyo ekupheleni ..." - "Oku ngolo hlobo?" - "Ingaba ubona othi:" 15% ". Ngoko ke ukulinda, xa iba-100%, kwaye oko kuya kuba lula ukuyisebenzisa nto! "-" Ngoko ke ezityebileyo, Little Johnny! "-" A ngamanqatha - into ke leyo "?.
2. Little Johnny ahambe izangqa yangasese, namonde priprygivaet. Bob efanelekileyo. "Little Johnny, Yini na ukuba uze ngaphakathi?" - "Ewe, kwiingcango othi:" 404 "kuthetha ukuba ngeke!"

Imifanekiso kuba inkampu ihlobo

Kodwa umdla kakhulu ke miniatures, leyo ngalisayo ichaza ubomi abantwana, indawo yokuphumla apha.

1. Umzekelo, unako ukubonisa amakhwenkwe abafuni ukuba ukuphuma emanzini xa siqubha elwandle okanye umlambo. Whistle fizruka ke musa ukubaleka elunxwemeni, kwaye ngokuya umoya ekukhanyeni yehle. Kuba okokuqala kule nombolo mhlawumbi azithathelwa ngqalelo - fizruk iqala iqela elitsha kwaye makhwenkwe ngaphakathi fun kwakhona "ixesha lesibini". Kodwa lo fizruki clever kwenzeka ukuba babale ezinekhono. Ndafumana "ngentsalela '. "Yintoni esinokuyenza? - unale fizruk. - Yintoni na enawe kids eyongezelelweyo? Eish, yiza! "Kwaye yena nokubandezeleka ngobuso bakhe" ugqiba "abantwana elingakumbi emanzini. Kakade, esi sigcawu ingadlali ngaphandle emanzini, yaye "amaqamza ngesibetho" amagcisa kufuneka eqongeni, kuquka italente, ngokusebenzisa izimbo zomzimba.
2. Indida malunga guys ngobusuku ehamba phantsi Isaci: "! Kufuneka la" Ngaba kube mnandi bamkela elivisayo. Kukho ukhetho ukuthumela nomcebisi onoxanduva 'ukubandezeleka lurhudo, "umntwana esibhedlele okanye ezama ukunyanga i-tonic yakhe, emva koko ofikisayo uza kuba neengxaki, Noko ke, kwelinye icala.

abaqalise ingoma

Ngokuqhelekileyo guys ulikhoboka remake iingoma malivakale "inkampu" indlela yakhe. Umdlalo ingoma kakhulu lula, lo uburharha kuyo kwacaca ukuba elivisayo. Ungathatha, umzekelo, ingoma: "kaloliwe yethu, phambili ukubhabha!"

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