Imibuzo funny eya kwenza enye laugh yakho ebalulekileyo ngenhliziyo

Ngaba uyayazi indlela engcono yokufunda iimfihlelo zingaphakathi isithandwa sakho? Mbuze imibuzo funny! Anisayi kukholwa iziphumo: icace phandle, guys eziqhelekileyo eliphakathi eneneni ngaphakathi freaks kunye bokuhlela lindela yokufumana zabo. Yonke into efunekayo - enye okanye ezimbini umbuzo osisiyatha, ngubani na oya kuba nako ukumtyhilela kuwe icala, niya Andizange ibonwe ngaphambili. Ngoko ke, apha kukho imibuzo embalwa ukuqala, kodwa yiva ukhululekile ukuba zizakhele bayime!

Ukuba ukhetha nasiphi isilwanyana njengoko isilwanyana oko kwakuza kuba zikulungele ukuza kuwe?

Abantu abaninzi aya kuyinyula iikati nezinja, kodwa mfo wakho iniqubule nge impendulo eyodwa ngokukhetha ubungakanani i injana elephant.

Yintoni isilwanyana ongathanda ukuba kubomi elilandelayo, yaye ngoba?

Siyaleza ukubukela imovie "Lobster", ukuze Ngena ku lo mbandela. Siyakuqinisekisa: emveni lo mboniso uya kuba yonke iingxoxo ngalo mbandela.

Ngubani uthando lwakho lokuqala le khathuni?

Sonke siyazi ukuba abafana abaninzi yayingulo Pamela Anderson okanye ezinye abadumileyo egudileyo. Ke umda ukhetho iikhathuni, uyakwazi ukufunda izinto ezininzi ezibangel 'umdla. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba iqabane lakho sikamamlambo yachukumiseka iAriyeli no Nala ukusuka khathuni "The Lion ukumkani."

Ukuba umlinganiswa ikhathuni, yintoni?

i Beast ukusuka khathuni "Beauty and the Beast" okanye Aladdin igeza, - iqabane lakho? Okanye mhlawumbi Tigger kaWinni Phopho?

Ntoni loo nto ukuba wakha wadla, emabi kakhulu?

Kusenokuba nje iqebengwana kubhuqwa okanye iilekese "ukugabha tastefully Bertie Botts '.

Yintoni isixhobo wena ukhethe xa kuthe Apocalypse zombi?

Iimpendulo Basenokothuka ayityhile sobuntu. Ngokuchanekileyo Ukuba ukhetha imela, oko kuthetha ukuba akoyiki zongquzulwano. Ukuba mfo luzobe isiqhushumbisi, yona iyangqina nemvelo yayo Uyadubula. Sniper Rifle - oku mhlawumbi ukhetho kakhulu engaqhelekanga: ngeke wazi ukuba alindele kumntu onjalo.

Wakhe wacinga ukuba belinokuba njani zijongeka njani ukuba umfazi?

Oku kudla ngokukhokelela ekubeni kaloku niyanyamezela kwi mfo yakho uze wenze ukuba unxibe ilokhwe zagonyamelwa izithende eliphezulu. Le nkumbulo (neefoto!) Ngaba nobuhlala ixesha elide!

Wena kuthiwa ngasese njani esifubeni sam?

Kusenokuba trite "eziphahle", kodwa ufumanise oko akubiza esifubeni sakho Bonnie kunye eClyde.

Yintoni mzuzu ebomini bakho yaba yeyona iintloni?

A lot of guys eyaziwayo into osisiyatha okanye ehlekisayo, umzekelo, ukuthetha malunga ukuba iyithi nkxu kwisikolo sabaqalayo ngayo. Kodwa uyakwazi ukuva amabali achukumisayo ngokwenene, umzekelo, malunga nendlela intombazana wenqaba uthando lwakhe waza wathi "hayi" xa ephendula isindululo ngomtshato eneminyaka iminyaka emithathu. Ingaba na intle?

Yintoni na into yakho ibalulekileyo ubutshaba?

Ngaba wakha wacinga, kodwa umba unako basondelelane ubudlelwane bakho! Usenza, ungabona ukuba into ephambili abamthandi Ingaliqabane lakho - buxhonywe engalunganga, ephosakeleyo, icala lephepha yangasese! Iphepha kufuneka zidlule phezulu, uthi yokuziphatha guru Emily Post.

Ukuba ufumana neengcambu ulwaphulo mnye, bekuya kuba yintoni?

Xa othetha pizza ebiweyo - kulungile. Ukuba ukhetha ukubulala - abaleke!