Skits funny abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo ngesikolo

skits funny kubafundi bezikolo zamabanga aphakamileyo ukuze Aron zokumngcwalisa, abe ezahlukeneyo izihloko kunye neengxaki abantwana zanamhlanje. Oku ezayo iimviwo, kweziqu, izinto zolonwabo kunye ukhetho kumsebenzi elizayo. Kwakhona, intsimi ebanzi ekuyileni - ukuzalana abafundi kunye nabazali. Sinikezela skits funny malunga esikolweni abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo, afaneleka ngayo nayiphi na iholide. Uya kuzisa uhlobo kwaye uqinisekise ukuba babedla abaphulaphuli!

"Boxing"

skits funny kubafundi bezikolo zamabanga aphakamileyo isenokuba iyantlukwano kwaye engaqhelekanga. Umzekelo, oku kulandelayo.

uncwadi isifundo. Abantwana ukufunda le ncwadi. Utitshala lifunda kunye guys ezimbini uthole nesithukuthezi.

Student lokuqala: Wena Th wathabatha usiba lwam, njengoko manenekazi conductive. (Push it)

Umfundi yesibini: A Th bayazisola into, Zhadoba. On! (Laliphosa ukuphatha naye inekhola).

Umfundi lokuqala: (Usa inqindi ebusweni) Kaloku, zonke ezo kapets kuza.

Umfundi yesibini: Ezi kirdyk, ulusizana! (Unika cuff emzimbeni. Ndincedwa umlo ngokohlobo komhlaba amanqindi kunye kwemifanekiso "Wena Th?!" "Kwaye Wena che?".)

Ngequbuliso utitshala ofanelekileyo: "Boxing, amanqindi, amanqindi ..."

In lekhefu yeklasi kunye mizuzu cwaka.

"Growing"

Ufuna kumzobo yokuqala, ezihlekisayo, abafundi bezikolo zamabanga aphakamileyo kunye nabazali babo? Siqhuba mzekelo umdla, engaquki zifuna ukulungiswa kakhulu.

Nxaxheba: Isithethi, mama, ntombazana.

Umsasazi: mzuzu Happy Happy Hour. Ntombi waya kwiklasi yokuqala.

Kwi ndawo unina nentombi.

UMama: Docha nokuba udliwa esikolweni, nokuba a lot of ngesihlanu?

Ntombi: (ngomdla) Utitshala, njenge intsomi, nam bonke abahlobo, ndafumana ngesihlanu 3!

Umsasazi: bypasses sesihlanu kakhulu godok, apha iya pyatiklassnitsa.

Umama kunye nentombi imveliso nganye ukutshintsha.

UMama: Kulungile, intombazana encinane, njani wena? na wabuza kangakanani yintoni na esikolweni?

Ntombi: (basilela) Petrov - ibhokhwe, kwakhona ke banduluka qhina yakhe. Namhlanje, amehlo wamnika. Wena kumlawuli ngesizathu esithile, ekuthiwa ...

Umsasazi: Kwaye apha kwakhona, iimpukane, neyesibhozo-ganda - komntwana.

Ntombi kwi sisiketi elifutshane, ngoboya phantsi punk.

UMama: Intombazana encinane cute, kakuhle, njengoko wayelindele ukuba umlawuli kwakhona?

Ntombi: (enomsindo) Bonke ubumnyama eqinileyo, kwaye bonke ezirhubuluzayo. Petrov kwakhona utshiswe, ikokubize ngayo Commission.

Umsasazi: sele kudlule iminyaka elishumi ngoku, oko kwibanga leshumi.

Ntombi kakubi wenza phezulu ngokubacandisa iimpahla. Umama xa isikhafu uhlezi baba buhlungu.

UMama: Heyi, oyintanda, njani wena? Namhlanje esikolweni baba na?

Ntombi: Yintoni Isikolo kunjalo, kunye Petrov ukusa kwixesha ephakamileyo zincwadi yakhe ...

"Ngubani wamthabatha uIshmayeli?"

Ukuba ufuna isimaphambili esithile esincinane isikolo skits funny abadala, ungasebenzisa le ngcamango elandelayo.

Nxaxheba: Abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo, utitshala, umlawuli.

Kwi nqanaba uyakwazi ukubeka iidesika-2, izitulo zootitshala.

Utitshala engena eklasini, molweni.

Teacher: Phinda wasekhaya. Ngoko ke, Sidorov!

Sidorov: A lungelo mna, ekugqibeleni angakwazi Nitsche!

Mfundisi: Sidorov, ndixeleleni lowo wamthabatha uIshmayeli?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, mna Nitsche ukuthatha ilizwi bam abazange bayithathe yonke ivanov.

Ivanov: Yintoni uIshmayeli, Andikubonanga niche, Asindim!

Mfundisi: (enomsindo) Yonke lomonde wam amandla! Ndibiza kwaloo mphathi.

Yena ukuya kuthabatha abalawuli.

Teacher: Thina sonke isifundo sesithathu asikwazi ukufumana ngubani wamthabatha uIshmayeli?

UMlawuli: Yintoni B-10? Hayi, aba abasayi kubuyela kulo!

"Amahlanu ngokunyaniseka"

Enye inguqulelo yegama elishicilelwe phantsi kuthotho "skits funny ngesikolo abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo."

Ngelo uviwo kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwiMathematika. Emva kwedesika ohleli iKomishoni, utitshala endaweni yakhe.

Mfundisi: Petrov, Ndibona, wabeka iphepha oqhathaniselayo phezu kwetafile!

Umfundi unika indlwana. Yena uhleli phantsi, kodwa exandekeni.

Teacher: Petrov akuthethi ukuphazamisa abanye.

Petrov (siyenyuka) Dear Maria Ivanovna, mna iminyaka elishumi efundisa izibalo yakho, kodwa asiyiqondi nifiga. Andikwazi ukuhlala apha iintsuku ezintlanu, kodwa akazange isigqibo. Nceda umntwana amahlwempu. (Osenyongweni nondandihleka eklasini)

Mfundisi: Petrov, omnye ukudubuleka kwaye ndiza ndinigxothe, ufika resit.

Umfundi ahlale phantsi, abuye aze akhangele iphepha, ukuzama ukwenza isigqibo kwakhona kwaye iyaxhuma.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, uyazi ukuba ngoku ke ngequbuliso ezikrelekrele kwaye musa isigqibo!

Intsini eklasini, amalungu ekomiti nabo sihleke.

Marya: (nangovelwano) Bob othandekayo, ukuba ucinga kakuhle, uya kuphumelela. Hlala phantsi uze musa ukuphazamisa abanye.

Petrov uhlala phantsi kwaye kwisithuba umzuzu siphinda- kwakhona: Maria Ivanovna, mna nifiga ayisebenzi! (Ukuhleka eklasini)

Ilungu iKhomishini umi phezulu kwaye uhlala phantsi Petrov: Yizani, masibone, yintoni na onayo ayisebenzi!

"Star of the disco"

skits funny eziphezulu, elifutshane umculo, iintlobo nayiphi ekonsathini.

Nxaxheba: Abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo, abahlobo ezimbini.

Izandi mobile umculo, kodwa abafundi dancing kancinci yaye athobeke. Yena likwaqhuba guy funny kwaye iqala ukudanisa ngenkuthalo, hayi ukuba ungene ngokwesingqi umculo: kuxhuma, parodies, njl Break yonke isimanga express, enikina intloko yakhe yaye esenza uqulukubhede etempileni yakhe .. Emva kokunqumama elifutshane, umculo phantse beqinile.

Isikolo aphezulu ntombazana lokuqala (indlebe nentombi, kodwa elikhulu abaphulaphuli) Wow, kakuhle, yonke ubumnyama, uyazi yena?

Okwesibini: Ewe, ukuba Sidorov ukusuka zethu B-10.

Okokuqala: Yintoni na naye? Usoloko liziphatha?

Okwesibini: Hayi, wena, yena, siye skromnyaga kuphela namhlanje okokuqala kwiminyaka 10 eziphezulu ezintlanu ngolwimi Russian zafunyanwa!

"Santa Claus Isipho"

Yiyiphi udlale imifanekiso iKrismesi ukuba abafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo? Funny okanye Classic, ukusombulula abafundi. Leyo yenye meko of the Year New mini-yokusebenza.

Nxaxheba: umfundi ezimbini kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, inkwenkwe kunye nabantwana.

Hlala abahlobo ezimbini - kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo.

Okokuqala: Bala mna ivanov on New Year wathenga inoboya!

Okwesibini: Yintoni na! Emangalisiwe, ukubonisa ngakumbi.

Lenza emva emfihlekweni kwaye wabuyela Snow Ntombazana costume. A ingubo Ilaphu emfutshane, uboya emazantsi.

Okokuqala: (uyahleka) Ewe, bonke ecacileyo, ngoko ke naye wathenga inoboya ...

Okubandakanyiweyo ivanov e Santa Claus yesinxibo: Kaloku, Petrov kufuneka asebenze idyasi.

abantwana Small run phezulu izinxibo ezahlukeneyo.

Ivanov uhleli: Kaloku, Snow Ntombazana, bacule ingoma abantwana.

Petrov: (gaga) yezigidi, million, million, rose ebomvu ...

Ivanov: Owu, Snow Ntombazana, kulunge, uqubha joker wam. Kwaye ngoku bonke ukucula ingoma malunga loNyaka oMtsha, yaye akayi kuba izipho.

Ivanov: Minor, zenyuka sokuhlambela, yaye mna apha kuwe ngoku ndiza kulakhela uviwo enkondlo. bahamba I lokuqala.

Boy: Santa Claus, kodwa ungakhathazeki, ukuqhuba izipho balahlwa. Ndiza kukuxelela Bate, uya kuhlawula.

Inkwenkwe yesibini: Heyi, ivanov e iindevu zakhe, esekhona izibongo. Guys, kuza.

Abantwana uziphose Santa Claus, Snow Ntombazana liyehla, ingxowa.

Ivanov: (iindevu kunye nomnqwazi nyebelele) Kaloku, Petrova! Enye matinees 10 kwaye ukhululekile.

izigcawu School, ezihlekisayo ukuze aphezulu okanye kakhulu kakhulu, ngokulinganayo zamkelwe kakuhle abaphulaphuli benze noqeqesha ngenkqubo ezimibalabala, ecacileyo nekulula.