Bahlekisa on umhlobo, okanye neziqhulo funny kwaye zimphathe

sokuqhula izikhukhula Youtube, babe umlinganiswa iziqhulo ontlakantlaka ukusuka kudidi 'ngezantsi ibhanti ", akukho krele. Kuba uhlobo fun eRashiya unokuphendulwa ngoko "for fun" ulahleke ngonaphakade uthuli isuti yokuqhula kwi umhlobo.

Baphela engamkelekanga xa umntu elele phantsi, akuba emgqubuthele, phezu ukukhala ngesiquphe "Yizani!", Ukuzama ukuba phezulu kwaye anamathele ubuso bakhe kwindlu ze inkciyo lalibuthume phezu kwakhe comrade. Oku funny, kunye ukuhlekisa gross womntu.

Zibuze phambi kokuba ukukhawula joke kwi umhlobo, ukuba buhlungu kangaka ukuba kutshabalale umhlobo wakho? kukuba ngaphezulu uya kuba ucinga ngento esiyenzayo, iimpazamo ngaphantsi azenzileyo. Dlala trick ngaphezulu kwelinye ngendlela ehlekisayo izinyeliso, yenza iziqhulo encinane funny wena, ukuba kunzima nje ukuza a joke ngokwenene clever and udelela.

Hitching izithuba nemizobo

Sense of uburharha - nto zingcakacile, wit Abazilulamelanga ke bonke abantu, ukuba umntu ufunga nokuwathuka kunye omkhulu 'ukuhleka, "oko akuthethi ukuba yindoda gay. Awupheli bahlekisa back emhlophe na umntu ninonke. Ukuhleka de bahlekisa oselula lanelisekile umhlobo, kodwa emnandi nehlekisayo, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, akabi buhlungu.

Ngubani na eziqhotyoshelwe yi oselula kwi boyfriend okanye intombi. Nanku umzekelo ikuvumela ukuba ukudlala iqhinga kwelinye icala, iyahlekisa kakhulu, xa wabulawa yinkampani. Kweli xesha kakhulu kunzima - alikho lokuhleka doterpet kumjikelo wokugqibela.

Pre "ukuzifudumeza" intetho inkampani malunga nomtshato nokutshata, kuyimfuneko ukuba uyayazi yamanani oyinyaniso, lets niyazi ukuba atshate xa nendlela kakuhle. Oku kulandelwa isilumkiso ukuba kuyimfuneko ukuphumeza ekupheleni kwaye yonke imithetho.

Enye nxaxheba unikwa umdlalo (isiqingatha enokwaphulwa kuso), nto leyo ukubamba kwamazinyo. Umdlalo kufakwa phakathi kwamazinyo, eliphezulu nolusezantsi, phezulu ukuya imihlathi hayi ukuvala umlomo wawuvuliwe. Wandula wathi ukuba kufuneka uthathe wena ngenxa indlebe yasekhohlo kunye wakho ngesandla sasekunene (okanye ngokuphendululekileyo, akunamsebenzi) kunye squinted (close) ilungelo (ekhohlo) amehlo.

Emva koko, ukuba umntu evela abaphulaphuli baya kuba nako ukumisa ukuhleka Homeric, ngokuba umbono ujika ngaphandle funny kakhulu, kuyimfuneko ukuba kufakwe endaweni isipili ukubona kwakhe, bathi, "Kulungile, awayeza isidenge ukutshata?". Ukuba siphumelele amantombazana amabini okanye amathathu bahlale emgceni nokwenza amanyathelo ngasentla, cinga into funny umfanekiso kuya kuphumelela.

Funny phezu omnye emsebenzini: ungakwazi ukufihla ezimfutshane kwi desktop ukuya kulawulo, kunye nencwadi eneenkcukacha kwi "Iimpahla" ukususa iqhosha "Qala" kwi bar yomsebenzi. Ukuba omnye akakho kwisifundo, kuya kuba elide kwaye cinezela ngenyameko kwi "Qala" kwaye bayazibuza apho onke iileyibhile ziye got. Ukuba ungumsebenzisi phambili, unako kwi khompyutha yakho ukuze aququzelele i "screen blue ukufa." Nangona comrade wayeza unokuthekelela, cinezela Esc, igosa lokubeka esweni iya kuhlala oluhlaza. Dlala trick phezu kwezinye kunokwenzeka ngezantsi ngokuthi kuncanyatheliswe intwana encinane ngemouse yephepha. Iqhinga eyaziwa kwabaninzi, kodwa ukuba umntu uya kuqhuba ukuthenga mouse entsha - ukuba nje akazi.

Unakho ukuza lweziqhulo funny abahlobo okanye uthumele i-sms funny. Umzekelo: "Ntombazana, uyeke izinqe zenu ujingi, kodwa ke mna ulwandle. mobile phone ". Bhala ileta ahlekisayo (kodwa hayi malunga ngokuphumelela kwesigidi zeerandi, ngoko kukho sele saseNigeria nashutili eyodlula zonke wabaleka ngaphaya kwendlela), okanye uzobe ikhadi (ukuba awukwazi - ujonge le khathuni kwi Yandex). Cinga imibuliso funny kwi engama, lomtshato, wokuzalwa kunye nempumelelo yenkampani inikwa kuwe.

Ngokubanzi, akayi kuba ukucaphuka catch ngasentla kwi nkampani ochwayithileyo ukuba abantu ukuba ethotyiwe okanye kakubi fun, hayi yintlekisa ngenkohlakalo. Ukuba okruqulayo, le abahlobo bayaqonda ukuba yintlekisa yaye akazange acaphuke, ngokuba ngokwabo uyakuvuyela wahleka ngokusuk 'entliziyweni yaye konwaba kunye nabahlobo.