Isimo ngawe, ozithandayo, kunye nentsingiselo: a yokukhetha zonke zihlandlo

Ngubani na oyithandayo ku ixesha lokubhala status ixesha kwi social networks: funny, sad, nomsindo - konke kuxhomekeke mood kunye nemeko. Kwaye malunga iwonga oyithandayo (kunye nentsingiselo okanye funny) ziya ngeposi ngalinye. Ngapha koko, nkqu aphorisms ezinkulu kaFaina Ranevskaya ngoku baqonda ngaloo ndlela.

ukuba nomona

Ukuba ufuna ukuba "nqakraza kwi impumlo 'leentshaba zabo kwaye sijonge ukuba iwonga kuye, intanda yakhe, kunye nentsingiselo, qiniseka ukuba bahlole ukhetho encinane ngezantsi. Mhlawumbi kukho into efanelekileyo.

• Ukuba nithetha kum, ke nina andikhathali. Ngoku ke andikhathali, yaye andiyi kuthetha. Kanye, wena uyazi.
• Ayikho into ebangela ngcono yakho mayingabamoneli: I ukufunda - lwesenzi liphuma, yaye kwakhona ndifuna ukwenza izinto ezinkulu.
• Ewe, ezintle, ewe, ubuqili, ewe, sexy. Nge inoboya, umatshini kunye guy cool. Yaye yintoni na endithintelayo na?
• Phambi kokuba phosela ilitye emyezweni wam, jonga kwi yakho. Yasinika? Injalo loo nto.
• Ndithanda ukuba ukulayisha iifoto izinto kanye ezininzi ezintsha umdla ngawe, ozithandayo, ndiya kwazi.
• Abo abatyelela page yam qho ngaphezu kwakhe, ndingatsho ndithi kuphela enye into: I wayekrelekrele yaye intle, yaye uyavuma kuphela.

ehlekisayo

Wena ube imo elungileyo okanye ufuna wacky kancinci? Emva koko faka iwonga ngawe, ozithandayo, kunye nentsingiselo, kodwa a joke.

• Kaloku mna inkosazana okanye ukumkanikazi. Mna isithixokazi. Ndiya kuqubuda.
• Ndivuka, khangela esipilini: iinwele ekupheleni, amehlo akhe dumbe, ukulandela esidleleni yakhe nomluko ... Ingaba na ummangaliso?
• Bathi ukuba apho thina asazi, usoloko elungileyo. Apha kulapho ndisoloko eyoyikekayo!
• iintlobo ezinqabileyo. ikopi Piece. ukwanelisa kuphela. firmware Unique. Inyaniso kukuba akukho siqinisekiso. Kuphela abo Musa ukoyika ukuthatha imingcipheko.
• Mna intombazana lenene, ndithi enye into, ndicinga omnye, yenza kwesesithathu iphupha ... Owu, oko nje musa uphuphe!

• Makhe amahashe ayagqabadul abafazi bema, yaye mna intombazana. Ngoko ndiphe ikofu kunye Pirozhenko.
• Namhlanje mna ezimhlophe anoboya, ingelosi nje. Ngenxa umtshayelo yendlu olityelweyo.
• Mna ndingelilo unochuku, nje inkumbulo elungileyo.
• Andinayo amaphela entlokweni yam. Baye kudala zayidla ethile silo ezoyikekayo.
• I bonke ngesiquphe ngoko, wonke ngokuphikisana. Sele eyoyikisayo kakhulu.
• Musa bangavuki irhamncwa kum. Wake - abalali lula ukubeka.
• Blonde, clever nobumnandi. Akukho mntu ujonge. bayazigwagwisa nje.
• I nje ukuguqulelwa. Eliweni efanayo kwaye ngaphandle nophahla.
• Ufuna ezithile lula, isiqalo ekhawulezayo, mna siphole phantsi kancinane.
• inyathelo yobungcali kwi iharika efanayo. Mhlawumbi lifikile ixesha lokuba ukunika inkosi-iiklasi?
• Mna okulungileyo, kulungile kunene. Xa ulala ngokwaneleyo.

ukufaka ityhefu

Ufuna into ekhethekileyo? Emva koko faka iwonga ngawe, ozithandayo, kunye ingqondo (stervochki).

• Ukuba bitch - ibhinqa iyayazi into ezimisele kwaye ukuphumeza njani, ngoko ewe, nto ngam.
• Namhlanje Ndandifuna ukuba intombi entle nobubele. Ndide ndakuvusa njakazi yam yangaphakathi kwaye zange ukuthumela eli linge ukuya esihogweni.

• Bitchiness - akukho nto nokubi, oko yimeko kwengqondo.
• I musa boorish, kunye namagama virtuoso: emethini ukufunga, kodwa uthumele ezintle.
• Kutheni thina sishiye? I nesithukuthezi. Ewe, kwenzeka.
• Kunzima ukuba okweqanda, xa n'ekiweebwayo isithsaba.
• Hi ke ayandilandela ukuba ukubaleka, linda kwiifowuni okanye SMS, kutheni. Andiyi nje mna - emnyango apho.
• Akukho kakhulu ndivumela ngokwam, ingaba kungokunje ukuvumela kancinane kakhulu.
• Ukunxibelelana umntu aniswele kuphela iminwe ezimbini: isalathiso manish, phakathi - ukuthumela.
• Ukuze ahlonitshwe, ukuqala mabafunde ukuhlonela ngokwabo kwaye musa ukhalele ukuba ubomi yomnye umntu ngcono.

Isimo ngawe, ozithandayo

Nge ingqiqo mhlawumbi ungathanda la mabinzana:

• Ewe, mna owomeleleyo, ngenjongo, kangangoko ndinako na ukwazi ngayo. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha ufuna ukuba azisongele i-Baby Soft okanye cela ukuba yokusingatha.
• Xa uhamba, ungakwazi ukuya umva amaxesha aliwaka. Ukuba ushiya, ukuba ngonaphakade.
• Andikho ndililolo. Mna self-ngokwaneleyo.

• Nokuba abafazi kakhulu banelungelo lokufumana buthathaka.
• Ngamnye "vanilla Barbie" Kwakhona unentliziyo. Kwaye ndide bana njakazi kuyo, loo nto ukhalela kwi krwada yakho ulunya.

kwindinyana

Ukuba ufuna zezentsusa, kufuneka uzame uthumela ubume kuye, intanda yakhe, kunye nentsingiselo vesi. Ngokomzekelo, abanjalo.

Ngaba cwaka, ngqindilili, sad,

Ukudlala, babe nokuthantamisa, ezibulalayo.

Hilarious, yimikhuba, embi,

Uyaganga, smart, groovy.

Ngaba uneentloni okanye bitch,

Igranite rock, lady luvo,

Ingelosi, igqwirha ongendawo,

Kodwa eyona nto ibalulekileyo - usoloko.

Khangela ukuba iwonga kuye, intanda yakhe, kunye nentsingiselo, ahlekisayo kwaye ngexesha elinye kwi vesi? Nceda!

Izithende okanye iiteki,

Xa make-up okanye akunjalo,

Mna ubuhle olufanayo,

Kulungile, kulungile, wonder imisebenzi!