Indlela yokudlala enye ifowuni? iingcamango ezininzi ezindala kunye ezintsha

Yinto eyaziwayo ukuba ngokuhleka kwenza nje kuphela ukuba ubomi, kodwa licace, umdla kunye ngakumbi nangakumbi. Wonke umntu othanda yokuhlekisa, kwaye ukuza a joke ukuba umhlobo kwaye uyidlale - ukuba ngokupheleleyo isizathu engcwele. Eyona nto ibalulekileyo - ukuba yonke into ngokulinganisela, kunye nobuhlobo emva Jokes abanjalo igqojozwe. Ngoko ke, indlela ukudlala omnye on the phone? I-script (akukho namnye) thaca kuni kweli nqaku. Makhe siye!

Ukuzoba № 1: ukuphendula machine

Akwazi ukuba ukudlala omnye on the phone? Funda kwaye ukhumbule! Abahlobo bokwenene ubiza phezulu yonke imihla - ngoko esi siqinisekiso sokuba joke akanamsebenzi. Bhala kwi Waphendula umatshini wefowuni into yakhe ephathekayo efana nale: "Bhota! Wena kuthiwa Vasya ivanov (nantsi igama lakho), kodwa ngephanyazo ndiya ndixakeke kwaye uyichole ifowuni. Shiya umyalezo wakho emva beep elifutshane. " Okulandelayo ukuya isandi okufana isiganeko esinjalo, yaye emva kwemizuzwana-7, kulandele nokuqhubekeka umyalezo: "Nceda isantya, ukubhala." Le umzobo emnxebeni siqinisekisa ukuhleka Ityhwatyhwa nokuhleka.

Ukuzoba № 2: rants, singena athuke

Ngubani umhlobo wakho woyika okanye uthemba ukuva kwabancinane? Mhlawumbi umhloli yezithuthi amapolisa, okanye umqeshwa kwikliniki ngengqondo, okanye umqeshwa enxilile itanki? Ukuba awukwazi baqashele ukuba ukudlala ngayo enye kwenye ifowuni, uze ucinge ukuba lo mba. Yenza kunye nabahlobo okanye omnye wakho ezifanelekileyo ukuba ukuntywilisela lokuqala comrade yakho wothukile kancinci, uze wenze amava eninzi iimvakalelo ezahlukeneyo, yaye emva koko kuphela umntu uyaqaphela ukuba yintlekisa. Ukuba yonke into yenziwa ngaphakathi sizathu, ke wena kunye ukuhleka, yaye ke ukuba akunjalo, ngoko ... baleka kangangoko kunokwenzeka, yaye bayakhawuleza ngendlela adlale ngayo enye kwenye ifowuni, hayi ityala lakho.

Inombolo umzobo 3: i fun enkulu

Nokuba ngemihla xa akazange abe mobile phones, kusekho wayethanda lumana luhlaba mnandi usebenzisa izixhobo ezisisigxina. Masikhumbule ukuba ukudlala omnye kule efowunini. Ukuze kwezinye, ezi iziqhulo kunihlaziya inkumbulo, yaye umntu ukuba kukhubeka iingcamango ezintsha. Eyona nto ibalulekileyo - khumbula enye into - ungaze ukuba amele abaqeshwa ezo nkonzo abakwaziyo ukoyikisa umntu afe. Zama ukuba Le meko zilandelayo.

1. Biza umntu uthi, "Molo! Mna kulawo ummelwane. Into ilenga olukhulu balcony yakho, iya kungekudala kuwela yeyam, bawuthabathe! "Kwaye emva kokuba imizuzu embalwa, kungakuhle ukuba kwakhona bafumane umsebenzisi efanayo uze ucele kutheni ukuba cx zange ndabushenxisayo, njengokuba kuceliwe.
2. Enye iqhinga nice, nto leyo efanelekileyo njenge joke aluncedo ngomhla woku-1 on the phone. Biza abasebenzi emele nganye nokwazisa ngezidingo ukuthi ngoku endlwini kuvala amanzi. Into ukucinga iqabane kwindawo yokuqala? Hayi malunga nto wayithiya loo nto, yaye malunga nalapho unokufumana amanzi amaninzi, kwaye kufuneka njani ixesha ukucima. Emva kwexesha elithile, baya kuthi bafunwe zonke nezitya, neembiza, zitsha endlwini, nkqu lokuhlambela. Kwaye ngoko lixesha lokuba kubuya ukubuza malunga nempumelelo, nithi ukuba utshintshe ingqondo yakho ukukhubaza iingcebiso ukuvumela amaphenyane.

Inombolo umzobo 4: "Quiz"

Kufuneka ubize umntu nokuqalisa phambili kwezinye izikhululo zikanomathotholo. Emva koko, kufuneka kuthiwe ukuba ngoku Imibuzo, kodwa isethi random lomsebenzisi uba lilungu. Ukuba umntu uyavuma ukuba baphendule le mibuzo, ngoko musa ukuchitha ixesha, yiya kulala umsebenzi wakhe. Ukuze wenze oku, lungiselela kwangaphambili uluhlu lwe ezahlukeneyo kwimiba (ii lemons ziya abonela lori njengoko ihamba kunye nemvubu t. H.). Emva kwexesha elithile, siqala ukubuza izinto ezifana ngazo ezi zikhululo zeradiyo phambili nje bengenakwazi, umzekelo, ubudala ngayo ezinye umhlobo wakho efanayo, igama ngumlawuli we nkampani apho isebenza ngamnye, njalo-njalo. Kamsinya nje ufumanisa ukuba lo mfo izele ukungamthembi liyavumelana, ndiwufeze i "quiz." Xelela umhlobo wakho ukuba wathandwa yaye oko kuya kuqhagamshelwana ukuze idlulise ingqalelo. Emva kwexesha elithile, ukuvela emnyango yakhe lawongwa ngebhaso buqu.

wayeza gag njani isigqibo ukusebenzisa, qiniseka ukuba siqwalasele uhlobo seqabane lakho, cinga ngendlela aya kusabela kule okanye joke. Drawing - oku kuhle, kodwa kwabahlobo nangoku ke kubaluleke ngakumbi.