Khetha ubume malunga iholide ncazo fun

Xa ngaba ufuna ukuhamba, kodwa kusafuneka ukuba ulinde ixesha elide, uyakwazi Tune ngakwindoda iliza entle, epapashwe ozithandayo womnatha lwentlalo photo beach kuze kuqhotyoshelwe kuyo malunga nobume iholide. Imibhalo funny unako ukuza eyakho, okanye uthathe ithuba oko sele ceba abantu ingqiqo omkhulu ezihlekisayo. isimo sengqondo khumbuza ukuba holide kuseza, nokukhuthaza bonke abaya uyifunde kwaye uqinisekise ukuba bayiqonde.

ezihlekisayo female

Le ikhefu elide-elindelwe nangoku kude kangaka kubonakala kuye ngonaphakade. Kulo mzekelo, faka be:

• Ndiphuphe kolwandle, yaye lalibhek ezidleleni zakhe amathontsi ...
• Ndicinga ukuba mna kwindawo emsebenzini nauseated lonke ixesha siyakrazula phezu kolwandle anetyuwa.

Ukuba iholide kweli xesha kufuneka achithe, ukwenza imisebenzi yendlu, kuphakanyiswe isimo ubume ukuziqinisa "Ikhefu sele iqalile." Utyikityo funny nokuzila efana bhalo elifutshane, kucacisa ukuba lo mfazi owabhala kubo, esomelela emoyeni, yaye akazange amandla:

• Iholide - yinto enkulu! Ndifuna - yesanda sam, ndifuna - ukupheka isuphu okanye uhlambe. Kwaye xa psihanu, umchus kweli lizwe kwaye akusayi simba, ukutyala, ukunkcenkceshela!
• Waya kuphumla, iingxaki zonke izindlu. Ayikwazi yilindeleni kum, uhambe ...

Ukuba le holide yimpumelelo, ukuba iifoto, ukungqina oko, oko angasoloko encamathisela ubume efanelekileyo malunga holide. ongakhetha Funny:

• Ndaya naphi Bathumela ke mna ngokwam ukhankanywe. Elaba!
• Apha ke ukulinda kusasa, vula amehlo akho kwaye amkele imboniselo elwandle!
• Ngoku Apho kungekho Internet: ulwandle Wave iqala ihlobo!

ukukhetha Male

Madoda, ukuya ekhefini, ndithembe ukuba baphumle kakuhle elwandle efudumeleyo, silibale ngayo iingxaki kunye nenkxalabo. Bafuna ukubona ngeenxa zonke kuthi ilanga kunye ezintle abafazi, nalungela ukuba bahlukane ngentliziyo yonke le holide. ixabiso Good ngaphandle Iingxaki kunye neengxaki okanye kwiimeko ezingxamiseke apho yokuthatyathwa ikhefu emsebenzini, kuya kunceda ukubonisa imo malunga holide. imizekelo funny wancokola ezibonisa oko uceba ukwenza umntu, holiday:

• Akunakwenzeka ukuba ithemba ilungileyo, ukuba uya ekhefini, ukuba enze ulungiso kuyo indlu.
• Ngokuba okokuqala iiholide andiyi kukhangela ukuba le ntombazana, kwaye beze zabo.
• I waya kuphumla elwandle. On enye indoda unoyolo yena ehlabathini ngoku ngakumbi!
• Umthetho osisiseko holide ogqibeleleyo: musa ukulibala ukubiza up yonke imihla kunye nomfazi wam.
• Zihlobo, iholide yam yaqala! Boleka kwesibindi ngenxa eziliqela iiveki. kuza njani, ndiya kubuya ngomdla!
• Ikhefu iphupha: ukhuphiswano "Nkosazana Bust" kwisiqithi lemvula, apho waba kuphela kwendoda!

Isimo malunga iholide elwandle

Imibhalo funny kuthungelwano zentlalo iza kuvumela abahlobo kunye nosapho ukuze baqonde oko umbhali kwemeko ezintle umoya yeholide, yaye uyakholiswa kakhulu kunye nendlela ukuchitha ixesha.

• Isalathisi fucking ikhefu - akukho nto ezininzi imifanekiso kuthungelwano zentlalo, xa iincwadi ezifihlakeleyo zifihlwe kwi computer yakho!
• Kwaye wamvukelisa isisu xa uthatha iifoto elwandle?
• Owu, ukuba kubi elwandle ... amanzi ashushu, intlabathi yonke indawo ... Hayi ukuba i-ofisi!
• Ulwandle! kungekudala siza kudibana kwakhona ... kwaye masiziyolise enye!
• Umphefumlo elwandle, nomzimba lo gama kwi-ofisi.
• Elikufutshane umchiza ukwakhiwa kulwelo igazi - olwandle. Ndiza ngokungxama ngenxa yegazi yolwandle, oh ewe ...

Ukunxibelelana nge HIV kunye uburharha amcele ngokuqinisekileyo kunokuba kanje "iphaphazela agaric". Kwathi kamsinya nje umntu ubeka ngesimo "Ikhefu sele iqalile", Ukrainian lunee ntlobo funny asetyenziswa kuzo, nangoko ibangela imiyalezo impendulo ahlekisayo okanye ngayo ukubamonela abahlobo abanomdla. Ngoko ke, kukho inani elikhulu labantu unwele Ubuchopho ixesha elide, okanye ekuzeni kunye nobume lokukhetha hilarious. Soloko ukukhuthaza umntu ukuba ukukholisa, ukuba mnandi okanye ukumangala.

Zonke izinto ezilungileyo beze esiphelweni

Xa umntu fun olungileyo kunye nexesha iimpukane ngokukhawuleza kakhulu kwaye xa kufika ixesha lokuba ubhale malunga nobume ekupheleni iholide. Imibhalo funny enikelwe noba oku isiganeko sivuya kunene, ungakwazi ukufumana:

• Kwaye ke ifestile ofisi ayikho kukugquma kolwandle, ukuba badumise iinkumbulo zabantu!
• Ihlobo phezu! Baya kuhlaziyeka?
• Emva luphumlo elungileyo ndifuna ukuphumla.
• Kanye xa ubomi baqalisa ukuphucula njenge "bang" ngequbuliso - waphela iholide.

Xa kufika ixesha ukutshintsha kwenye, ngakumbi ngoku ubume malunga khefu, amaxesha fun kunye neenkumbulo ezilungileyo ikhefu yakutshanje kwakhona kunokubangela uncumo. Baphakamisa imimoya zakho uze ubuyisele nokuzithemba into yokuba ubomi omangalisayo, kwaye kufunyanwa uvuyo nkqu kubomi gray bemihla ngemihla.